This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 14.95K Andy Cush 08/10/16 12:50PM Filed to: Nice Nice It's Like The Sex Number Mic, the well-funded website for woke millennials, has produced a corny video about voting called “69 the vote.” Now, we issue a tearful goodbye to 69, the only pure thing that was left in this hateful world. This is why we can’t have nice things.