This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Andy Cush · 08/10/16 12:50PM Mic, the well-funded website for woke millennials, has produced a corny video about voting called “69 the vote.” Now, we issue a tearful goodbye to 69, the only pure thing that was left in this hateful world. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Nice. Ashley Feinberg · 07/05/16 03:40PM Congratulations to the Philippine Air Force on their 69th anniversary.