One night you're on the train and you overhear a sweet old woman tell Jay-Z she's proud of him. The next night, a strange man flashes his penis at you then chases you through a subway station. New York's a great town.

Activists from several national AIDS organizations stormed House Speaker John Boehner's office earlier today to protest budget cuts to anti-HIV/AIDS programs.

Long story short, Philly.com ran a photo from Playboy in which a woman wantonly displays a hot naked boob as the illustration for a column today. This fact was noted by many readers and by Jim Romenesko, and the photo was removed. Will we allow faceless "news" organizations to try to erase the historical record like that? No, so the original boob illustration is below.

Let's take a break from Black Friday and the crumbling of American society. Instead, let's look at an image of a singer Photoshopped so that she appears topless. The singer in question is Rihanna, whose most recent album cover features a partially topless photo of her with various words and phrases scribbled over her body. The image in question is this photo that's been floating around Tumblr since yesterday that purportedly shows the uncensored image used for the Unapologetic cover.

Having to constantly up the outrageousness ante in order to remain relevant must be extremely tiring.

This "Pin Up Special" starring Community's Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs was filmed last year as part of Mark Seliger's Bettie Page homage for GQ, but hadn't seen the light of day until it suddenly popped up online over the weekend.

That's what Austria's newspapers would like to know.

Alexis Wright has been accused of running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio in the vacation town of Kennebunk, Maine. But she also made dozens, if not hundreds, of porn videos — including some that may have featured clients — and we've got a bunch of them right here. And they're very not safe for work. Consider yourself warned.

The internet has been freaking out over the possibility of a Justin Bieber sex tape since Bieber revealed that a camera and computer with his "personal footage" had been stolen.

Update: The video posted here has been removed pending litigation. See here for details. If you'd like to watch it elsewhere, you may do so here.

In 2008 I went to San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair with my then-girlfriend and saw the oddest instance of public nudity I'd ever come across. It was a guy in a mask who was naked from the waist down and sitting motionlessly in a doorway, ostensibly unperturbed by the thousands of people milling around about him. I was confused as to why someone might wear a T-shirt and socks but no pants or underwear, but the man himself didn't seem unsure of a thing. He didn't even move when another, younger man came out of the door he was obstructing, forcing the resident to quietly step over him as if he were the one doing something strange.

A German liquor company has come up with a fairly tasteless stunt intended to titillate its potential clientele: A line of spirits "filtered" through the naked bodies of playmates and glamour models.

Someone on Cornell's campus has finally gotten laid.

What is the female equivalent of "dong shot"? Whatever it is, we need it for these new photos of Kate Middleton, published in Danish tabloid Se Og Hor. Between those recent topless shots and now these bottomless ones, you've now basically seen Kate Middleton naked! Click through for the pictures.

Twenty-four rural English women with big, sexy hearts have banded together to honor their deceased friend's robust lust for life (and also lust for lust) by releasing a nude charity calendar in his name.

In a scene right out of Trailer Park Boys, a bored construction worker in West Vancouver straps himself to an excavator and goes for an admittedly painful ride.

Sofía Vergara's ass cheeks made a bold leap for freedom last night, bursting through the back of her dress just before their minder was due onstage to accept an Emmy.

On Friday, Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong made a touching attempt at punk rock authenticity at the iHeartRadio Music festival. He cursed a lot, claimed to be different than Justin Bieber, and then smashed his guitar.

Shit happens at music festivals — shit like Green Day losing 20 minutes of their set to Usher. Is it fair? No. Is Billie Joe's profanity-laden temper tantrum amazing? God, yes.

Thumbing its nose at legal threats made by the royal family, the Italian magazine Chi today went ahead with its promise to publish a multi-page spread featuring topless photos of Kate Middleton taken from the set that first appeared last week in its French sister-publication, Closer.