Let's take a break from Black Friday and the crumbling of American society. Instead, let's look at an image of a singer Photoshopped so that she appears topless. The singer in question is Rihanna, whose most recent album cover features a partially topless photo of her with various words and phrases scribbled over her body. The image in question is this photo that's been floating around Tumblr since yesterday that purportedly shows the uncensored image used for the Unapologetic cover.

So, is it real? All signs point to no, especially since Rihanna addressed the question herself on Twitter in the sly, cocky way only she would.

The "ring" she is referring to is presumably a nipple ring, which you can see in the other alleged topless photos of her that have floated around the web in the past few years.

So, sorry every dude that bought half-off video games this morning, your luck isn't that great.

[via Fleshbot, image via Getty]