A pizza shop owner in San Diego is in the midst of a PR nightmare after he was allegedly caught on webcam masturbating inside his pizzeria's kitchen.

Between the naked acrobats assaulting riders and the commute-disrupting strikes, San Francisco's BART is quickly usurping the mantle of Most Obnoxious Transit System away from far more deserving candidates such as NYC's MTA and Boston's MBTA.

Kings of Leon rocked the LG Arena in Birmingham, England, on Tuesday night, but few in the crowd seemed to notice: They were too busy going nuts for the crowd surfer who stripped naked during "Sex on Fire" and proceeded to flash his "fuzzy furry balls."

The 20-year-old college student from Brazil who auctioned off her virginity for a cool $780,000 as part of a promotion for a documentary entitled Virgins Wanted now says the whole thing was kinda shady.

Much has been said and will continue to be said about the necessity of Spike Lee's English-language remake of Park Chan-wook's Vengeance Trilogy flagship film Oldboy.

When it first started making the rounds earlier this year it was known as "Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus."

Earlier today, shameless gossip e-rag TMZ posted what is quite possibly its most shameful article to date: "Kate Upton SUPER TOPLESS On a Horse."

A Manhattan real estate agent inadvertently exposed more than the beautiful brickwork inside a $2000 Upper West Side apartment he listed Friday, when he uploaded a photograph of a large* penis alongside shots of a sunny living room and renovated kitchen as part of an online listing.

Just two weeks after photos of female IDF soldiers in various stages of undress first surfaced online, a new sex scandal has struck Israel's military — this one involving a video showing female recruits putting on a strip show inside their barracks.

The naked man who was filmed running wild through San Francisco's 16th Street BART Station last month was identified late yesterday as 24-year-old Yeiner Garizabalo, a former circus acrobat who apparently suffered a nervous breakdown.

A popular Twitter account dedicated to posting photos of deep-cleavaged women wearing University of Kansas attire has received a cease and desist letter from KU's lawyers ordering it to cease all usage of the university's trademark by tomorrow.

Extended footage of the May 10th incident involving a "naked, spitting and pissing dude" on (what appears to be) a drug-fueled rampage inside San Francisco's 16th Street BART station surfaced online yesterday, and it's pretty intense — even by naked, spitting and pissing dude rampage standards.

"Aspiring Internet porn performer" Valerie Dodds (porn name: Val MidWest) says she was constantly mocked by her fellow classmates at St. Pius X High School for her decision to enter the adult entertainment business.

Popular YouTube vlogger Hart felt she simply couldn't remain silent after one too many negative comments asking her why some girls who like girls "look like men."

Female soldiers serving is the Israeli military have long been lusted after in certain male-dominated corners of the web and beyond — and now four female soldiers serving is the Israeli military are in trouble for capitalizing on that very fact.

Viewers tuning in to watch Tuesday's evening news broadcast on Greece's state-owned public TV station ET3 were surprised to see a bit more softcore porn than usual in between reports on the country's latest unrest.

The exact details surrounding this overly affectionate PDA session between two women on a Melbourne train aren't known, but one thing is certain: It takes place in public.

When last we left The Sexxxtons (NSFW), the world's first and (thankfully) only "real mother and daughter porn team" was busy defining the phrase "not technically incest."

OK, really, we get it, Anthony Weiner. You're running for Mayor of New York City. You think you should be given a second chance, and you won't give this shit a rest, even though you are, by all accounts, a pretty big dick with a curved dick that you SEXTED TO RANDOMS while MARRIED TO HILLARY CLINTON'S HOMEGIRL (who was pregnant with your baby) and WHILE HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE. You kind of seem like a giant fuckface.

Controversial Dutch TV personality Paul de Leeuw shocked some viewers of his primetime family program last week when he turned down an offer to drink mother's milk from a bottle — opting instead to drink it directly from the breast of a female guest.