Ex-Student Shoots Porn on Catholic School Grounds as 'Payback' [NSFW]
"Aspiring Internet porn performer" Valerie Dodds (porn name: Val MidWest) says she was constantly mocked by her fellow classmates at St. Pius X High School for her decision to enter the adult entertainment business.
So, to "get back" at them for their "rude" remarks, the 19-year-old Lincoln, Nebraska, native paid a visit to her old Catholic school to shoot a very special tribute dedicated to all the naysayers.
Naturally, it was called Pius XXX.
"I held nothing back I used my fingers, my toys and even my crucifix in my pussy," she writes on her official porn site. "I used every part of the school I could get into, payback is a bitch ha ha."
Dodds knowingly broke the law when she trespassed onto campus grounds in order to film herself masturbating on the football field, but was still a bit surprised when she was ticketed for public nudity.
"Why would you give me a ticket for public nudity if I'm trespassing onto private property?" she rhetorically asked the local ABC affiliate KETV.
To show that there were no hard feelings, Dodds went back to Pius X, but this time she dressed a bit more modestly.
That is to say, she wore pasties over her nipples and some frilly underwear.
[There was a video here]
According to the local police, because Dodds didn't expose her areolas, her follow-up stunt was perfectly legal.
For its part, Pius X remains unrepentant, releasing a statement that suggests it probably won't be apologizing to Dodds anytime soon.
"[W]e constantly follow our school's motto: To Restore All Things In Christ," the school said in its statement. "To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it."