Back in April, a high school in Florida fired its English teacher after learning that she was moonlighting as an "eyecandy model" for an obscure promotion company called XXXTremeVisionRadio.

Whether or not you actually want to see it is a whole other matter entirely.

The scourge of SantaCon — the "nonsensical Santa Claus convention that happens once a year for absolutely no reason" — is the bane of pretty much every New Yorker, but a boon to voyeurs of badly behaving Santas.

Over the weekend, former Disney superstar Dylan Sprouse changed his Twitter bio to include his latest vocation: "n00d pic dealer."

An Ohio woman who teaches at a private Christian prep school in the Cincinnati area was placed on administrative leave this week after having stolen nude photos of her posted on a "revenge porn" website.

A UPS driver who decided to spend his lunch break having sex with a prostitute in the back of his delivery truck will probably regret his decision — once the company tracks him down, that is.

Model-turned-weather-presenter Doria Tillier made a promise to the million of viewers who tune to watch her, um, forecast the weather every evening: If France qualifies for the World Cup, she'll do her report naked.

Up-and-koming Kardashian sister Kendell Jenner just turned 18 two weeks ago, so, naturally, she's already posting barely legal photos of herself online.

After jumping the turnstile at the Granville station of Chicago's Red Line — the Chicago Transit Authority's busiest line — and slapping several commuters, a fully nude woman announced that she was taking over the train and was heading to the front to drive it.

It all started with a video of Justin Bieber sleeping.

Arizona State University managed to stagger its way back into Playboy's list of the top 10 party schools after being bumped off last year, but is just barely hanging on. Thanks to one particularly festive student, however, ASU is a shoo-in for next year's number 1.

Word around the Pentacrest is that a Teacher's Assistant at the University of Iowa accidentally emailed her students a file attachment filled with her own homemade porn instead of solutions to a homework assignment.

Lars von Trier's up-coming Charlotte Gainsbourg vehicle is about a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac who recounts her decades-long sex life to a stranger in a dark alley.

High school students in Dallas are speaking out in defense of a Spanish teacher whose job might be jeopardy after her Playboy past was recently resurrected.

Talk about NSFW: With news anchors doing all they can not to say the word "penis" on the air, you'd think the least their production staff could do is avoid flashing a giant penis on the screen behind them.

Just minutes after Miley Cyrus officially rejected Sinead O'Connor's sage advice to avoid getting "pimped" by dirty old men, Terry Richardson officially released his latest set of Miley snapshots — by far her raciest to date.

Get Shot!, a California punk band that bills itself as "the sleaziest punk band in the world" and "the first band ever to start a porn site," is particularly proud of its latest release: A porn "film" shot entirely on the front lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.

If you didn't immediately leap off the nearest building upon learning that teen mom Farrah Abraham earned a $1 million payday for opening her back door to porn star James Deen in her first professionally produced "sex tape," you'll be glad to know that life isn't quite that unfair just yet.

Never trust your smartphone again. According to the British website Trending Central, Richard Barnes, the former deputy mayor of London and member of England’s right-wing Conservative Party, accidentally uploaded several pictures of his naked torso and unclothed crotch to his public Facebook page—apparently because Barnes activated the Facebook iPhone app’s auto-upload feature. His Facebook followers took several screenshots before he deleted them.

Doesn't matter that there's an indefinite moratorium on porn production in the US — there's still one place thirsty thespians can turn to for quality adult entertainment jobs: HBO.