There are legitimate reasons to store breast milk in the office fridge, but it's hard to think of a plausible excuse for dumping the rest of the regular milk into your coffee and then replacing it with milk from your own body.

Everyone, apparently. Recently relaunched French Playboy equivalent Lui, currently having fun describing itself as "mysterious," made the bold/lucrative decision to put Ri Ri's tatas on the cover of its seventh issue. It's now having trouble keeping its website up.

Dan Bilzerian, the king of Instagram, is known for a few things: playing high-stakes poker, buying his way into film roles, and posting photos of guns, cars, and women. On Thursday, he threw one of those women off a roof, aiming for a swimming pool. It didn't work out.

A 29-year-old porn actress was arrested Wednesday and charged with 5 counts of cruelty to animals in connection with a series of fetish videos involving rabbits, fish, rats, and chickens. She's the second performer charged in the case, the Miami Herald reports.

Tom Mitchell so loves his penis that he calls it "Elmo" and wants to donate it—not for science, exactly, but for mass admiration. Coming in somewhere between a real, live Christopher Guest character and someone who'd be profiled on a TLC reality show, Mitchell is the clear star of directors Jonah Bekhor and Zach Math's The Final Member, a documentary about the Iceland Phallological Museum that opens Friday in select cities.

In the tradition of DoubleDickDude and The Man With No Ass Crack, another man with freakish genitals has taken to Reddit to show off his odd goods. World, meet a guy who has three testicles.

Tuesday morning, the crew at Denver's Fox affiliate KDVR tried to show some photos from today's helicopter crash in Seattle. Instead, they accidentally aired a picture of a flaccid penis. [NSFW, obviously]

So a guy came by the office the other day. I'll call him Bill. Bill was accompanied by an established journalist that several Gawker staffers know. Bill had something he wanted to show us, and the journalist was making an introduction. What he wanted to show us: Chris Christie and several unidentified males having sex with a woman, on tape.

Is the buff guy who posted this nude photo on Grindr actually NFL prospect—and likely first openly gay NFL player—Michael Sam?

Well, here are some pictures of a topless Miley Cyrus. They're outtakes from her recent photo shoots with Vogue German and W. Click through for the full pictures.

Kristy Althaus, runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant—one of the feeder pageants for Donald Trump's Miss Universe operation—seems to have lost her status as the second-best Colorado teen of 2012 after a porn video apparently featuring her emerged on the internet last week.

Doris Deahardie just turned 100, but that doesn't mean she's done living it up. In fact, to celebrate her centennial, the great great grandma did something new: She hired a stripper to give her a lap dance.

Searching for information related to reproductive rights on the WiFi networks at Au Bon Pain restaurants in Manhattan can currently yield error messages that warn, "This website is categorized as Abortion and is blocked." GLAAD's website is also blocked for "sexual orientation."

From the website that brought you Man with Two Fully Functional Penises comes the Man with No Functional Ass Crack.

Sensing the public's dwindling interest, aging teen mom Farrah Abraham has "opened up" to In Touch Weekly about her "sex tape," claiming for the first time that appearing in it has ruined her life.

Would you pay $42,000 to have cybersex with this woman over webcam? Or, rather, did you?

To poke fun at the random nudity of his HBO show, True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard got randomly naked and posed for a photo while sitting on a toilet in the middle of Antarctica.

Now this is how you promote a TV show: Ahead of its upcoming fifth season on FX, the cast of characters from Archer got buck naked and posted a series of nude pics on Reddit's exhibitionist subreddit /r/gonewild.

4chan's /b/ imageboard was where modern Internet trolling was practically invented, so when a user showed up late Friday night claiming to be Jenna Jameson, /b/tards were understandably skeptical.

The first rule of Indigenous Fight Club is: You do not talk about Indigenous Fight Club. The second rule of Indigenous Fight Club is: There's nothing weird about resuscitating a knocked out fighter with a hand job.