Nicolas Cage loses his shit. A lot. He takes it to a level most Hollywood actors wouldn't dare. Here is a montage of him losing his shit over and over again, set to the Requiem For a Dream soundtrack.

Nicolas Cage, the worst actor of his generation (watch here), has a new movie—Drive Angry, in which he plays a car enthusiast who escapes Hell to save his granddaughter—coming! If you thought The Wicker Man looked bad, well...

Here's a trailer for Drive Angry, a movie about an angry man (Cage) who drives back from Hell (seriously) to get revenge on the cult (I think?) who killed his family. This is part of Cage's I'm Still Here, right?

Today at Gawker.TV, Jeffrey Dean Morgan puts on his drunkface for the Late Late Show, The Bachelorette gets dumped, Nic Cage used to vomit after dates, and Sylvester Stallone's wife neutered their dog because his balls didn't match their drapes.

Apparently, you wanted to hang out with Nicolas Cage in high school. If he wasn't learning to act or doing mushrooms with his cat, he was taking an attractive girl to prom then throwing up in her hallway.

This weekend a mind-bender seared the most eyeballs, an animated romp predictably held on, and Disney's latest adventurefest fizzled like a broken wand.

Sorcerer's Apprentice star Jay Baruchel fits right in on G4TV and Attack of the Show. Kevin Pereira, mindful of Nic Cage's recent psychedelic appearance on Letterman, asks the questions that are on everyone's mind.

Today at Gawker.TV, Teresa Giudice is not broke like her husband is, The Bachelorette is bombarded with a potential father-in-law's taxidermy collection, Scooby Doo returns, and Nic Cage talks about the time he and his cat did mushrooms together.

While on Letterman to promote Disney's upcoming Sorcerer's Apprentice, Nic Cage gets the ball rolling with a prolific answer about drugs he and his cat did in high school.

[The actor at the New York premiere of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." Image: Splash]

That's the only time she'll have, seeing how she's in all the movies that are made. Also today: a new finance movie sounds financey, some bizarre casting involving Jacob Black and McDreamy, and a new toy/movie that will scare you.

Lindsay's alcohol education deadline is up, and she's three classes behind and in Cannes. The Jonas Brothers get trapped in an elevator and escape only because they are thin. Courtney Love had sex with Kate Moss. Thursday's gossip has arrived.

Larry King plans to fight his wife in court. Charlie Sheen's wife moves out. Kiefer Sutherland is ejected from a strip club. Kim Kardashian has a new boyfriend. Ricky Martin may make a porn. Friday's gossip readies for date night.

Now that Charlie Sheen is supposedly back on coke and hookers, it's clear there are a bunch of stars out there who are at risk of ruining their lives due to drugs, booze, and other bad behavior.

Jay surprised Adam West fanboy Nic Cage with the Batman star himself, and the two action stars faced off in a Batman quiz. In the words of Cage, "I don't know how I can beat Batman in a Batman quiz."

Poor broke Nic Cage couldn't get one single $10 million bid for his...spectacular "frat house bordello" mansion. Apparently nobody wanted to live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons' room.

Ed Westwick dumps Jessica Szohr over a dramatic jetsetting affair. Lindsay Lohan's new stepmother used to be her assistant, and even Dina thinks it's "incestuous." Whitney Houston wasn't snorting coke, she has allergies. XOXO, Thursday Gossip Roundup.

What happens when a worst actor contender is exulted by the country that's culturally craziest? Witness this weirdness summit in the series of Pachinko game commercials from Japanese brand Sankyo, starring our own freakish national treasure, Nicolas Cage.

• Mischa Barton didn't do so hot while filming scenes for Law & Order: SVU earlier this week. She reportedly forgot her lines repeatedly and some people suspect it's because the troubled actress has been partying a bit too hard recently. Then again, after playing a strung-out hooker on L&O, her career has nowhere to go but up, right? [NYDN]
• Publishing heiress Lydia Hearst has posed for Playboy and had a guest appearance on Gossip Girl. What's next? She's leaving NYC for Los Angeles to launch an acting career, naturally. Unfortunately, she's taking her boyfriend, spiky-haired pop rocker Ryan Cabrera, along for the ride, so she may not be getting off to the best start. [P6]
• Speaking of people who have built a career based on their willingness to take off their clothes, remember Amy Fisher? She'll be getting naked at a restaurant on Long Island this week and is setting aside a portion of the proceeds to help victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Your turn, Buttafuoco. [P6]
• John Edwards has finally come clean and admitted that he's the father of Rielle Hunter's two-year-old daughter. Better late than never? [People]

George Clooney won't let Kanye be in his telethon, Kanye ruins everything. Tara Reid gets engaged to a mysterious "billionaire." Michael Lohan abandons a puppy. Diddy's kid turns Super Sweet 16 on MTV. Thursday gossip has daddy issues.