The move to New Zealand does not agree with the Vogue honcho because he almost lost the title of being the best thing about America's Next Top Model. Wake up, ALT, a noted fashion photographer is gunning for you!

Here's a video taken in a land called New Zealand — populated solely by teenage girls and Elijah Wood's curious genetic cloning experiments — of pop sensation Justin Bieber arriving at the airport. Kiwis go apeshit. He's a god!

A pair of lesbian albatrosses welcomed a male albatross into their home; he impregnated one, then flew away. The ladies took turns sitting on the egg and are now raising their gayby "the same as any male-female pair would."

A billboard at a church in New Zealand shows Joseph and Mary next to each other in bed, looking disappointed, with the line "Poor Joseph. God Was a hard act to follow." Christians are apparently unhappy. [AP]

Way to just stand around chuckling and taking digital photos, pedestrians below. Even before you knew it was a stunt! Jeez Suge Knight could probably take over the entire nation of New Zealand in like four days. [via Adfreak]

"Worldwide, (cocaine) prices range from $2 a gram in Panama to over $300 in New Zealand, according to the UN's World Drug Report." The UN further reports that Mexico got that sticky-icky and that candyflipping in Bulgaria is fun. [Economist]

Bored and feeling like watching some 'Rebel Sport Super' players from New Zealand switch shirts with each other, in slow motion? Well, here you go. No, I have no idea what 'Rebel Sport Super' is.

Commenters, it has been noted, are the single greatest threat to freedom facing America today. They are mean and libelous and should be rounded up and deported to Narnia. From YouTube to the New York Times, commenters are useless noise machines and racist cowards, and their mothers would be ashamed of them if their mothers weren't also forwarding nonsensical conspiracy theories to blog editors with CCs going out to Tom Brokaw, Perez Hilton, and Iron Man. But it turns out that sometimes commenters are awesome! Like on this BBC story about a court in New Zealand that took custody of a 9-year-old girl so that it could change her name from "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" to something New Zealanders consider more normal, like "Number 16 Bus Shelter." "You've been telling us about your unusual names," the BBC says. "Below are a selection of your comments." The first one is from someone claiming to be named "Russel Sprout" who says that his unusual name has helped him "make friends and improve my confidence," and they only get better from there.

This can't possibly end well. [HuffPo]