Some news site in New Zealand of all places dangles a dude off a balcony by his ankles to promote how "If our team don't break stories first, there are consequences." Remind me to never face peril in New Zealand.

Way to just stand around chuckling and taking digital photos, pedestrians below. Even before you knew it was a stunt! Jeez Suge Knight could probably take over the entire nation of New Zealand in like four days. [via Adfreak]