new-york
Hey, Tourists, Fuggedabout Brooklyn—Come and Ruin Queens Instead
Dayna Evans · 12/11/14 10:45AMLook at NYC's Fanciest New Skyscraper With a Separate Entrance for Poors
Andy Cush · 12/05/14 11:45AMNYPD Is Sick of "Techie Brat" Protesters Using Dang Twitter to Organize
Andy Cush · 12/01/14 04:50PMQueens Hotel Manager Doesn't Want Any Yucky Homeless People in His Rooms
Andy Cush · 11/20/14 12:52PMUpper East Side Man Ruins $100-a-Month Rent Deal With Dumb Lawsuit
Jay Hathaway · 11/17/14 06:11PMNew York’s Dumbest New Scandal Had Nothing to Do With Fog
Andy Cush · 11/17/14 10:30AMWhen Bill de Blasio arrived late to a memorial marking the anniversary of the crash of Flight 587 last week, he came with an unlikely excuse: his boat to the site was delayed by fog. The mayor has since backtracked—he had a "rough night," he said later—but has maintained that weather played a factor. A new report suggests it didn't.
New York Strippers Awarded $10 Million in Fair Labor Fight
Hudson Hongo · 11/15/14 01:53PMTeen to Bill de Blasio: "Kill Urself, Fucking Dumass"
Andy Cush · 11/12/14 02:01PMFEMA Asks Elderly Sandy Victims to Return Aid Money It Gave Them
Andy Cush · 11/10/14 06:54PMThe Federal Emergency Management Agency is asking a group of elderly New Yorkers whose lives were ravaged by Hurricane Sandy to return thousands of dollars in aid it gave them after the storm, the Associated Press reports. Evidently, the victims spent the cash in a manner inconsistent with FEMA's guidelines.
NY Cop in Violent Intimidation Video: "I'll Rip Your Fuckin' Head Off"
Hudson Hongo · 11/09/14 10:40AMPervy Landlords Installed Spy Cams and Watched Tenant Having Sex: Suit
Andy Cush · 11/06/14 05:57PMDrunk Man Eats DWI Test Results in Ultimately Unsuccessful Plan
Kelly Conaboy · 11/05/14 03:11PMHuman IT Worker Suspended for Refusing to Stop Talking in Robot Voice
Andy Cush · 10/31/14 02:00PMStaten Island Paper: We'll Endorse This Asshole, But We Won't Like It
Andy Cush · 10/30/14 10:08AMThe Staten Island Advance was presented with a tough choice in its district's upcoming House race. Michael Grimm, the incumbent, was indicted on federal fraud charges and once threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony. Domenic Recchia, his challenger, seems even dumber than him. Apparently, neither has ever read a book.
Key Rikers Island Official Resigns Because Rikers Island Is Terrible
Andy Cush · 10/28/14 11:38AMDOC Lied to Families of Dead Rikers Inmates About Horrible Medical Care
Andy Cush · 10/27/14 09:58AMFirst Patient Quarantined Under Christie's Policy Does Not Have Ebola
Dayna Evans · 10/25/14 09:45AMErykah Badu Made $3.60 Busking Anonymously Because New York Sucks
Jordan Sargent · 10/15/14 03:55PMSome people think New York is a terrible city. Others do not. To each his or her own, but the debate ends today: Erykah Badu recently went busking in Manhattan and basically nobody recognized her. Everybody, please boo New York.