Standing in a tent on the campus of The College of New Jersey, Matty Daley and Bobby Canciello earned a place in the Guinness World Records today by kissing for 33 hours. They livestreamed video of it and just finished.

Heavily leveraged (read: bankrupt) Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Guidice did an interview with In Touch Weekly and they have "unearthed" pictures of her and husband Joe from 1984. How much do you think the tabloid had to pay?

Three employees at a veterinarian's office in Egg Harbor Township, NJ say they saw a man fall from the sky on Tuesday, sans parachute. An exhaustive search has turned up nothing. This is pretty disconcerting!

Earlier this week, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie lashed out at the Obama administration for not giving it a chance to correct an application error, costing the state $400 million in education funding. Apparently Jersey did have a chance, though!

New Jersey was not among the winning states announced yesterday in the Obama administration's "Race to the Top" contest for federal education funding. The only reason? A single clerical error on its application. And it'll cost the state $400 million.

A new poll shows that one-third of New Jersey voters think the Jersey Shore guidos act out because they're from New York. Will the Garden State leave this issue alone? The state clearly has bigger image issues to worry about.

Fact: New Jersey smells terrible. So officials from the Middlesex County Landfill have devised a plan to neutralize putrid methane gas odors—spray hundreds of gallons of a citrus-scented air freshener from a truck. Good luck with that!

Remember that Real Housewives of New Jersey episode with the epic (read: trashy) weave-pulling/fight between Danielle and Ashley/everyone at the North Jersey Country Club? (Watch here.) Well, a tipster emailed us a letter from the club... they've all been banned!

Ronnie from the Jersey Shore was arrested today in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for... unpaid parking tickets.

86-year-old New Jersey Sen. Frank Lautenberg is apparently a Lady Gaga superfan. He and his wife attended a concert earlier this year, and he's hosting a fundraiser at an upcoming D.C. show. Still: McCain/Snooki is weirder. [Image: Getty]

After being accused of sexual harassment by employee Jodie Fisher, HP CEO Mark Hurd got a $28 million severance package. Fisher? Now working for her mom's New Jersey staffing agency. Hopefully some of those Body of Influence residuals are coming.

The lavish New Jersey mansion once home to Kimora Lee Simmons and her ex-husband Russell has been sold. But first they're having a yard sale! It includes Warhol paintings, $20,000 bronzes, fur coats, and a $200,000 bed.

Hoboken's ex-mayor will be shipped to prison for corruption. But leaving Hoboken is no punishment!

The mayor of Seaside Heights, New Jersey loves drunk Snooki: "We're getting wonderful publicity!"

Things got crazy at the Jersey Shore yesterday! Snooki was arrested, and a shark swam up to the beach at Seaside Park. But video shot there proves that nothing can fully stop an afternoon of fist-pumping at the shore.

Matt Lauer sat down with Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey, earlier today to talk about the state's economy. Somehow, the conversation changed and the elected official shared his harsh feelings on the Jersey Shore kids.

The titanic Giudice auction has just been exposed, so it's funny that tonight's RHONJ chronicled Teresa and Joe's fancy 10th anniversary helicopter ride and Teresa's new massive diamond. In other news, Albie got a haircut and Danielle's daughter was cute.

"What it does is takes a bunch of New Yorkers—most of the people on Jersey Shore are New Yorkers... drops them at the Jersey Shore, and tries to make Americans feel like this is New Jersey," said Christie. "I can tell people, they want to know what New Jersey really is? I welcome them to come to New Jersey anytime." (Note that he probably didn't mean to make that last bit sound like a threat; that's just how people talk in New Jersey.)

Saddled with municipal debt, Newark Mayor Cory Booker proposes $600 million in budget cuts, including cutting funds for the purchase of toilet paper. "Call me Mr. Scrooge if you want, but there will be no Christmas decorations," Booker added.

Last year there was table-flipping and this year there was weave-pulling—the Second Annual RHONJ fight night didn't disappoint.