This week, we discovered that Justin Bieber's song, "U Smile," is awesome when slowed down 800% (listen here). Speeding it up by the same factor results in a totally different experience. Warning: you might need an aspirin after this.

The music video for Yeasayer's new single "Madder Red" is causing discussion for more than just its smooth grooves. Squeaky-clean Kristen Bell stars in the video as the owner of a disgusting pet monster that happens to be dying.

The oldest soul in show business and inadvertent comedienne Taylor Momsen gave an interview to Spin in which she ridicules Rihanna for confusing "pop" with "rock." Highlights from the Gossip Girl star turned jailbait rocker's wonderfully funny interview below.

Kevin Kristopik, the Michigan teen whose number was tweeted by Justin Bieber on Saturday in a fit of vengeful rage, was on MSNBC today for an interview with Tony Alexander about the incident. It was hilariously awkward—video inside.

Justin Bieber is very popular. Lots of people love her songs! One of Bieber's most popular tunes is called "U Smile." But what happens when one slows it down by 800%? Well, it becomes a haunting, 36-minute Enya-like thingy. Seriously.

The bassist for the Gap Band, Robert Wilson died Sunday in Palmdale, Califfornia of an apparent heart attack at age 53. "My brother Robert was a bad boy on the bass," Charlie Wilson said in a statement.

This isn't something you see every day: a video of a man in a Stormtrooper costume—plus his two little, computer-generated comrades—dancing to an instrumental, electropop version of "Singin' In The Rain." The force is strong with these ones.

This geriatric diva was sampling some music at her local Wal-Mart recently and, luckily, someone recorded it. She moved a bit for Etta James' "At Last," but when Lady Gaga's "Just Dance," came on, she really got freaky. Video inside.

People exaggerate on the Internet. Please know that I'm not exaggerating now when I say that this video—of a drag queen lip-syncing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You"—is one of the scariest things I've ever witnessed.

Do you like Katy Perry? Do you also like Genesis, the '80s band fronted by one Phil Collins? Well, then you'll like this: an unlikely—yet completely awesome—mashup of Perry's "California Gurls" with Genesis' "Invisible Touch." Yeah, you're welcome.

People outside of the Midwest may not know what a Juggalo is. Trust us, they are amazing creatures. But was microcelebrity Tila Tequila really attacked at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois with piss, shit and bricks last night?

The beauty of cell phones is that someone can use one to record people doing stupid things and then share it with the world, like this video of two drunk guys tried to set up a tent at a festival.

23-year-old Liu Wei blew away the competition on China's Got Talent last week when he played "Mariage D'amour" perfectly on the piano. But the odds are stacked against Liu: He has no arms and plays the piano with his feet.

Britney Spears is in a studio, recording music, for the first time in years. Our lady of the awkward hair extensions announced her grand return with a tweet: "What's uuupppp tweethearts? Spending the day in the studio recording. - britney."

On Monday, Justin Bieber was hit in the head with a giant water bottle, hurled by a crazed fan at a concert (see it here). Now, the incident's been auto-tuned and remixed—and it's better than the original!

Emma Lasry is the 18 year-old daughter of hedge fund billionaire and Bill Clinton pal Marc Lasry. But that is not all: she is also a closet bitch. Self-described! Click play on Emma Lasry's debut pop tune video at once!

Break out the Marlboro Reds and warm beer, because Van Halen is back. Right now the original members are "in the studio recording an album with [David Lee] Roth" that should be out next year. Somewhere, Sammy Hagar is crying.

The cover of Weezer's new album is a photo of Jorge Garcia, the actor who plays Hurley on Lost. Why? Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo explains, "This photo of Jorge Garcia... just had this amazing vibe." Oh.

So, the Teen Choice Awards are airing right now, and this year's watercooler moment just happened: Shaquille O'Neal presented Justin Bieber with his four awards, they flirted a bit, and then Bieber gave an awkward performace of "Smile." Video inside.

Watch what happens when footage from Eminem's music video for "Stan" is mixed in with his new video for "I Love the Way You Lie." Not only are the two songs identical, stylistically, their videos are basically the damn thing.