Like me, you've probably always wondered what it'd look like for a sign language interpreter to perform lyrics like, "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps," at a Black Eyed Peas concert. Here's your answer.

Before Ke$ha spread glitter all over America, Brooklyn-based electropop trio Tayisha Busay was spreading it all over NYC, like in this WTF-worthy (in the most fun sense of the word) video for their single, "WTF You Doin' In My Mouth?"

Looking for a new jiggity job? Legendary rappers Das EFX are apparently looking for a new miggity manager on criggity Craigslist New York (Location: Midtown). You can iggity email rapper Dray at his higgity Hotmail account directly.

The onslaught of Lady Gaga has been fast and ubiquitous, and her Vanity Fair cover has the publicity machine working overtime. We love you, Gaga, but if you want to keep the love alive, you need to take a break.

On the Late Show, Will Ferrell informed Dave of next project—taking over Caterine Zeta-Jones' role on Broadway. Skeptical? Watch this "impromptu" performance complete with a bassoon and finale consisting of the host and Ferrell in bed together.

Bill O'Reilly is obsessed with Lady Gaga—this is fact (examples here). Tonight, O'Reilly spent a portion of his show discussing Gaga's refusal to cancel an Arizona show in protest of the state's controversial immigration law. More inside.

Do you know Violent JJ? Well, he's the five-year-old son of Insane Clown Posse member Violent J, and he has a new—and violent, natch—music video out for his song, "Bad Bad Man." Inside, the decline of America's youth.

The YouTube description for this video reads, "Like anyone at a rave, he's either really feeling the music, or he's got rabies." Regardless, though, this dog knows how to pop, lock and drop it like a true pro. Video inside.

Derek Paravicini is blind, can't tell one hand from the other, and can't hold a conversation. He can, however, play any song on the piano—from memory—in any key and in any style. His incredible 60 Minutes profile, inside.

A 22 year-old white guy in Florida (NATCH) was walking along, listening to some Gucci Mane, when a 14 year-old black kid with seven friends totally kicked his ass—for listening to rap while white. MLK weeps so fucking hard.

Lindsay Lohan once recorded a song "from daughter to father" saying her deadbeat dad broke her heart. Four years later and with his daughter conveniently in jail, Michael's got a response: a horrifying cringeworthy muzak tribute to "daddy's little girl."

Is Fugee-la Wyclef Jean really going to run for president of Haiti? Yes, he'll formally announce within two weeks, says P6! All paperwork's filed, says the Boston Herald! It's likely, says Wyclef's brother! He has questionable management skills, we say!

Having never heard the Kings of Leon, we can't say whether they deserved what a bunch of pigeons did to them in St. Louis: They pooped on them so much that the band had to stop playing after three songs.

Watch out, Samantha Ronson! There's a new up-and-coming DJ who's spinnin' the beats like a pro. Oh, yeah—he's also a dog. Watch as this French Bulldog expertly navigates a turntable and scratches his way into our hearts.

Behold, a hidden gem from the Sesame Street vault: a Mariah Carey parody in which a barn animal—introduced by the host as "Mariah Cowey," natch—sings "Some Hay," a take on "Someday" with a dried grass twist. Video inside.

Singer Pink—who has this whole thing she does, with a harness, in the air—had to stop a concert in Germany tonight when she wasn't clipped in properly and fell into a barricade. She's okay! Just "seriously sore." [People]

One night after M.I.A.'s disastrous Late Show performance, David Letterman welcomed "experimental performance artist" (according to her Wikipedia) Laurie Anderson on the program to, well, do some weird ass spoken-word/repetitive thing involving experts, problems, and the oil spill? Video inside.

It's summer! Everyone is having barbecues, weddings, and other soundtrack-mandatory gatherings. When you reach into your iTunes library to cue up a get-the-party-started tune, don't you dare pull up one of these jams, or we just might kill you.

Another day, another great Funny or Die exclusive. This time, Jewel disguised herself—prosthetic nose and all—as a homely businesswoman, visited a Santa Monica karaoke bar and sang a couple of her songs. The results were awesome. Video inside.

One of my unwritten rules: watching old people perform tasks—especially ones that don't traditionally suit them—is always both endearing and funny. Case in point: "Party Dad," a geriatric DJ who really, really, really likes to spin the beats.