Who is the Chet Haze of Uganda? Possibly Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni, who is considering releasing "quite a big album of the classics." A big rap album, he means! This may seem ambitious for a man who once said, "today these young people taught me about this 'rap'. I was not following what they were saying," but his single "You want another rap?" (listen above) has, according to Reuters, become a "smash hit," after a somewhat unorthodox recording process:

It's been a big week for pop divas! First, Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. And now, Britney Spears has released the music video for "Hold It Against Me." Here it is.

Hello again! Tonight, American Idol is back—at 8:00 PM ET on FOX—with another Hollywood Week episode. So, stop what you're doing, get in front of the television (and your computer, duh), and join us for our live-blog!

Keith Brown, the father of the popular classical piano quintet The 5 Browns, has been charged in a Utah court with "one first-degree felony count of sodomy on a child and two second-degree felony counts of sexual abuse of a child," according to the AP. While the actual court records don't name the victims, a spokesman for the 5 Browns has confirmed that the case involves Brown's three daughters Desirae, Deondra, and Melody. The alleged abused occurred on several occasions over a period ranging from 1990 to 1998.

When The Arcade Fire won a surprise Grammy last weekend, many viewers turned to Twitter to express their confusion and discontent. Thankfully, there's now a song to educate the ignorant masses. Arcade Fire? They're actually pretty mainstream!

Hello again! Tonight, American Idol is back—at 8:00 PM ET on FOX, and for two hours!—with another Hollywood Week episode. So, stop what you're doing, get in front of the television, and join us for our live-blog!

Wendy tried to make sense of the Great Bieber Grammy Disaster, confusing him with Justin Timberlake in the process. Of course, her lack of knowledge about the music industry didn't prevent her from giving unsolicited advice to Esperanza Spalding.

Last night Lady Gaga visited Jay Leno to address the fact that her new single "Born This Way" sounds a lot like Madonna's "Express Yourself."

Why is James Murphy walking away from his band? He says "at a certain point it gets embarrassing" and that he has big plans for his free time: "there's a lot of things I wanna do. I like making coffee."

CHET HAZE, Northwestern University's most prominent aspiring West Coast rapper who is also a son of the star of the movie Castaway, has a Valentine's Day present for all of you motherfuckers: a mixtape, of Chet Haze songs. Yea, sorry. That's all.

Lady Gaga visited The Tonight Show this evening for an eye-opening interview about everything from the Grammys to Valentine's Day. When Jay Leno brought up the "Born This Way"/"Express Yourself" controversy, Gaga set the record straight.

Click to view Did you know that Fox News host Glenn Beck is a huge fan of British rock band Muse? Or, he used to be—he said "they 'get it,'" whatever that means—until their performance at the Grammys last night.

Some University of Michigan students turned their rendition of Kid Cudi's "Pursuit of Happiness" into the "Pursuit of Jappiness." Repping scooped out bagels with lox, straightened hair, and "Jappy swag," these guys are asking "what you know about Birthright?

If you were just Googling "Esperanza Spalding"—tonight's surprise winner of the Grammy for Best New Artist—you may have been surprised to learn from her Wikipedia page that "SHE IS F****** REATARD," or that her middle name is either "Justin" or "Quesadilla," or, for that matter, that she beat out "Nominee and gay favorite Justina Bieber" for the award. Well! Far be it from us to cast aspersion on the accuracy of a user-edited font of knowledge like Wikipedia, but it certainly seems possible that fans of losing nominee Justin Bieber (or, perhaps, people who like to throw poop around the internet) may have been "vandalizing" her Wikipedia page, adding possibly-untrue facts like:

Tonight's Grammy Awards got much more interesting when Cee-Lo Green—decked out in some sort of rainbow-colored Liberace/Muppet/Peacock ensemble—took to the stage to perform "F*ck You." But wait! Then, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up. And sang. In Ebonics.

Tonight, the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards opened with an Aretha Franklin tribute—featuring Yolanda Adams, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Hudson, Martina McBride, and Florence Welch—that seemed more like Divas Live than an awards show performance. Then, Aguilera took a tumble!

What's musician/party god Andrew W.K. doing for the Grammys? Crashing anarchic image-board 4chan by "partying too hard"—that is, hanging out and answering questions, apparently. W.K. popped by the site's music board /mu/ (bearing a site-standard identity-verifying photograph) and answered a few questions over two different threads, in the process slowing the whole site down and causing brief outages. The first one, which was locked is here; the second is here.

Tonight, after what seemed like an eternal musical tribute to Aretha Franklin, the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards really got started when pop diva Lady Gaga hatched from the egg she arrived in to perform her new single, "Born This Way."

Tonight's Russell Brand-hosted episode of Saturday Night Live has received quite a bit of buzz because it also features Chris Brown—yes, that Chris Brown—as the musical guest. Here's Brown's first performance—an auto-tuned, fist-pumping (Eek!), groin-thrusting, rump-shaking little ditty.

Sure, her new single, "born this way," sounds a lot like Madonna's "Express Yourself." But it is absolutely unnecessary for people to create YouTube videos exposing the similarity via dramatic, side-by-side comparison. As if Lady Gaga and her team of evil geniuses were planning on scamming the listening public, confident no one would realize that Gaga's new single was rehashing a bunch of old Madonna songs—just like every Lady Gaga single. But then: The music detectives strike with their Youtube Videos of Justice!