monsters
Gollum Found Dead in Panama
Hamilton Nolan · 09/17/09 09:40AMJohn Edwards' Mistress Is Testifying Before a Grand Jury Right Now
John Cook · 08/06/09 09:45AMDrunken Man-Beast Collapses on Wall Street
Hamilton Nolan · 07/31/09 12:16PMNow You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your Pocket
John Cook · 07/29/09 10:32AMTwisted Sickos: Should We Shed Tears For Them?
Hamilton Nolan · 07/02/09 09:58AMThe North Carolina Poop Monster Mystery [Solved!]
Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/09 09:04AMWait, Did Geraldo Just Ask the Fox News Audience to Kill a Child Molester?
John Cook · 06/30/09 09:55AMLast night on Fox News, Geraldo Rivera took a hit out on David Earls, a convicted child-rapist whose atrociously low sentence Bill O'Reilly has been demagoguing.
'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/09 09:11AMNixon Believed in Aborting Mixed-Race Babies
John Cook · 06/23/09 03:20PMKate Gosselin Refuses to Water Her Children
The Cajun Boy · 06/11/09 06:50PMIf you've ever wondered what kind of mother Kate Gosselin is behind the scenes, wonder no more. Access Hollywood released this clip today of footage caught just prior to an interview with Kate and her kids, and it's kinda troubling.
Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
Hamilton Nolan · 05/11/09 10:00AMMonster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
Hamilton Nolan · 04/28/09 04:36PMKiller Dog Rampage in Park Slope 'Tot Lot!'
Hamilton Nolan · 04/20/09 10:13AMVampons
Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/09 01:48PMHorrifying Banana Spider Orders You To Denny's
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/09 11:43AMWe won't attempt to "explain" this Denny's commercial, except to say: if that spidery one-eyed banana ever gets within 15 feet of our food, the shotgun is coming out. Click to watch this...thing.
Professor Who Called Clinton 'Monster' To Work With Her
Ryan Tate · 01/30/09 01:01AMAnna Wintour: I Am No Office Monster
Ryan Tate · 01/18/09 08:57PMAnna Wintour said she wishes the new documentary about her had ventured beyond the offices of Vogue. And no wonder, because it is there that the editor made her ruthless reputation.