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This Craving For Michelle Obama's Arms Is Leading Women Astray
Hamilton Nolan · 03/19/09 02:30PMDirty Swedes Welcome Pedophiles
Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/09 09:41AMMSNBC Host Sorry He Called You People 'Colored'
Hamilton Nolan · 02/12/09 12:29PMThe Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/09 12:47PMThe Two Hardest Words in the English Language Are 'Top Cop'
Hamilton Nolan · 01/27/09 02:21PMAnderson Cooper Totally Incoherent After Inauguration
Hamilton Nolan · 01/22/09 04:50PMCaroline Kennedy's New, Secret Reason For Dropping Out
Hamilton Nolan · 01/22/09 01:53PMObama Repeats Oath Without Bible
Ryan Tate · 01/21/09 11:10PMSCOTUS Chief Justice Trips Up Nation's Perfect New President
Pareene · 01/20/09 01:34PMPR Person Excoriated for Telling Truth
Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/09 05:19PMCoffee That Tastes Like the Holocaust
Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/09 12:45PMCelebuzz Doesn't Care About Black People
Hamilton Nolan · 01/02/09 04:07PMTop Ten Worst Media Moments of 2008
Hamilton Nolan · 12/23/08 12:17PMSenator Wonders: How Do You Stop A Polish Army On Horseback?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/13/08 11:48AMSad John Edwards Not Picked for Team of Rivals
Pareene · 12/04/08 01:47PMA feisty young blogger named Matt points out that John Edwards has not yet been given a job in the Obama administration. Shocking! As Matt points out, in his link, Edwards totally endorsed Obama last May, four months after he dropped out of the race and a mere week after Tim Russert famously declared the Democratic primary race "over" for Hillary Clinton. Despite the lateness of the endorsement it was universally acknowledged that Edwards wanted a job—then he had a sex scandal and now he will be lucky to get a job blogging about the law for Slate.
Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
Hamilton Nolan · 11/25/08 05:24PMThe backlash against Somali pirates is already backlashing upon itself—proving that you just cannot fuck with pirates successfully! The Indian Navy thought it was being hardcore when it sunk an alleged pirate "mother ship" off the African coast last week. They must have forgotten that worldwide favor being heaped upon the Somali pirate lifestyle renders them invincible! Just click and watch the video clip above—the pirates are giving sympathetic interviews to CNN already. Casting themselves as freedom fighters, of a sort! More than you can say for the anti-pirate forces. Because the Indian Navy's big attack may not have gotten any pirates at all:
Salesman Is Insufficiently Familiar With Vanity Fair Writer's Work
Hamilton Nolan · 11/18/08 12:31PMThere's nothing easier than hating on dumb young telemarketers and their annoying sales pitches. Though it is possible to summon some sympathy for the unfortunate Bloomberg sales caller who mistakenly thought that Vanity Fair contributing editor Seth Mnookin was a Vanity Fair PR person. Outrageous! Doesn't this anonymous business services salesman read Seth Mnookin's stories? Seth just had a big story in Vanity Fair about Bloomberg, so he was surprised enough to transcribe the entire message he got:
Might Spoofers Use A Fake Name?
Hamilton Nolan · 11/12/08 04:50PM'Top Hollywood Agent' Really A Small-Time Accused Brad Pitt Penis-Mocker
Hamilton Nolan · 11/06/08 12:41PMSome dude in Hollywood named Todd Shemarya is getting sued by his ex-assistant, who claims that he sexually harassed her and was a big racist and walked around naked at work and several other unsavory things. The original story noted that Shemarya's firm " bills itself as the "number one" talent agency in the world" that claims to represent a slew of A-List stars like Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio. Naturally this snowballed, and yesterday Page Six called Shemarya "A TOP Hollywood talent agent - whose roster includes Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConaughey." But one brave writer at Variety had the balls to point out: Todd Shemarya is nobody: