Wikileaks' Julian Assange is still alive. And he's sifting through "several million more" documents following yesterday's dump of 92,000 war diaries. Even by magical white rabbit standards, he's a busy one, and his operation is going to get larger.

A Marine Corps PR contractor has been fired for telling the truth. Hey, it happens.

[My imaginary boyfriend Prince Harry flees a serious attack of the non-lethal biological weapon known as "cooties" while visiting a Royal Air Force base in Suffolk today. Image via Getty]

[The Taranis, a prototype unmanned military jet, was unveiled Tuesday by the UK Ministry of Defense. The jet will be controlled by a ground crew, until it gains intelligence and murders us all. Pics via AP. Click through for more.]

Gen. James Mattis will likely replace Gen. David Petraeus as head of Central Command (CENTCOM), which oversees all Middle East military operations. And it seems he thinks "it's fun to shoot some people," if not "a hell of a hoot."

[A soldier from Bravo Company, 2nd Battalion of the 508 Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 82nd Airborne, has his head shaved by the light of a flashlight at Combat Outpost Ware in the Arghandab Valley, outside Kandahar. Pic via AP.]

Advocacy group Servicemembers United got a hold of a survey the Pentagon circulated to 400,000 troops which asks obnoxious questions about how soldiers would react if they had to shower or share a tent with a gay person.

The US Army says it will charge Pfc. Bradley Manning with leaking classified information—specifically, the video of the 2007 Apache helicopter attack in Baghdad that killed a journalist and civilians—to Wikileaks.com. [CNN, Previously]

Despite tough talk from the White House, BP continues to pull in hundreds of millions of dollars from US military fuel contracts, and at least one new contract has been signed since the Deepwater Horizon rig explosion.

Loose women sink ships? U.S. Marines in the Seychelles were shown photos of Russia's sexiest suspected spy during a counterintelligence briefing, as a reminder to avoid sexy women who would seduce them and steal national secrets. [SpyTalk]

Today in Factual Accounts of True Tales of American Heroism That Should Not Be Characterized as Propaganda: Hero Navy SEALs have rescued a helpless eagle that was shot by a fiendish Afghani.

Rolling Stone has published its big Stanley McChrystal "insubordination" piece online now, and he just trashes Barack Obama throughout the whole thing! Well, not really. There's a bigger thing getting trashed here called "the War in Afghanistan."

British newspaper Al-Quds al-Arabi reports that a U.S. Naval fleet passed through the Suez Canal.

Ever wonder what it's like to be set on fire? Step in front of the US military's "pain ray" Active Denial System and find out! It has recently been deployed to Afghanistan, but "has not been used operationally," yet.

It was a bloody week in Mexico. On Monday alone, 96 people were killed in drug related violence, and yesterday police found 12 decomposing bodies inside a cave in Cancun. It could easily get worse.

Because of the desert conditions in Afghanistan, hook-and-pile tape (more commonly known as Velcro) on soldiers' uniforms is falling apart. The replacement for the malfunctioning technology? Good, old-fashioned buttons. If only the rest of the situation were so easily fixed.

A 'heavily armed' couple were arrested attempting to enter MacDill Air Force Base in Florida.

Lady Gaga premiered her "Alejandro" music video (directed by Steven Klein) today and, while its nine-minute runtime is comparable to the video for "Telephone," the similarities end there. Military! Sex! Military Sex! The highly stylish video, and initial reaction, inside.

After being rained out in Chicago, President Obama gave a Memorial Day speech at Andrews Air Force Base.

Horst Köhler, Germany's center-right president, resigned after pointing out that Germany will deploy troops to protect its economic interests.