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Why Microsoft PR got accused of cutting up the Bible

Nick Douglas · 01/24/07 11:52AM

NICK DOUGLAS — "Hi, I'm the guy you're bashing today," writes Dough Mahugh in a Slashdot forum comment. He's the Microsoft employee who offered to pay an outside XML expert to edit a Wikipedia entry about Microsoft's Open Office XML format. It's a big story for many sites (and papers such as Australia's The Age) this week. But why? Mahugh debunks the myth that Microsoft PR was involved, and he makes a decent case that he wasn't asking much — he even said that the expert was free to write whatever he wanted.

Vista flunks the marketing test

Paul Boutin · 01/17/07 01:01PM

PAUL BOUTIN — Microsoft's next-generation Windows hits the stores in less than two weeks, but for all its whizzy features it's got less buzz than a new dental plan. What's a techie to do? Blame marketing! Start with the scare-quoted "Wow" slogan. After the jump, Vista's campaign report card, plus photos from the Vista tour bus.The new Windows may look like a copy of Mac OS X, but instead of copying Apple's surprise attack strategy, Microsoft tried to soften the ground for Vista in advance with months of marketing campaigns — some generic, some nutty. I took a break from testing the software itself to grade my most and least favorites.

eBay's desperate cry for help

bschiff · 12/20/06 12:18PM

Maybe eBay China execs never learned to speak the native Chingchong tongue, or maybe its Chinese auction site sucked ass, but for whatever reason the company's adventures in the Middle Kingdom have been a spectacular failure. Now—"hundreds" of millions of dollars later—eBay is calling for backup.

Bloggerati: Stalin + Trotsky 4eva

Nick Douglas · 11/03/06 01:01PM
  • "So to hear today that Microsoft is partnering with Novell to offer sales support for Novell's Suse Linux AND cooperate with its old rival on Linux-Windows interoperability is ... astonishing — a bit like discovering that Stalin really sent Trotsky to Mexico for a nice vacation or that Itchy has shacked up with Scratchy." [Good Morning Silicon Valley]

Waggable: More glibly successful people you kind of want to punch

Nick Douglas · 11/02/06 01:39PM

A reader pinged me from Silicon Valley's major commuter train with the following story and sneaky camphone photos. Note the Microsoft bike jacket and Google bike socks, and you can just picture these guys yakking about their money.

In Brief

rabruzzo · 10/25/06 09:10PM
  • Chinese Facebook-ripoff Xiaonei.com was purchased yesterday. The college social networking site clone, which blatantly lifted its look and feel from Facebook, was acquired by Oak Pacific Interactive. We wonder why a company would want to purchase a knock-off of a more reputable brand. We can imagine in the not-to-distant future aging Venture Capitalists busing into Canada to purchase generic social networking sites at a mere fraction of the cost of name-brand US ventures.

Loose Wires: How to get free stuff at trade shows

Nick Douglas · 10/20/06 06:02PM
  • Latest bullshit startup to ask Valleywag for a plug: Kizmeet, which hopes to help people hook up online through their "missed connections." Kinda like people already do on Craigslist's "missed connections." When I asked Craigslist founder Craig Newmark about his reaction, he said, "The innovation is good, but we already have too many distractions." In other words, why bother thinking about this failure in the making? [Kizmeet]

Steve isn't worried about Zune! No really! Honest!

Nick Douglas · 10/20/06 02:17PM

There are two ways to spin the media frenzy over Apple head Steve Jobs trashing Microsoft's forthcoming Zune media player in a Newsweek interview. ("I've seen the demonstrations," he said about the sharing feature. "It takes forever. By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.")

'Halo' Fragged

mark · 10/20/06 11:21AM

Remember back in June of last year, when Microsoft and CAA dispatched an impressively armored battalion of messengers carrying the scripts for a movie adaptation of Halo to the studios, telling executives to read the scripts at lunch and commence an afternoon bidding war, or have face their faces fragged off by a grenade launcher? As they say: Good times. After the initial, "Hey, Brad, there's a guy in a green exoskeleton here to see you" giddiness wore off, some bad, backlashy buzz quickly mounted, but Fox and Universal eventually decided to team up and throw some money at the project. Today, Variety reports that the two studios have bailed on the project; depending on whom you believe, Halo was either getting too expensive (the go-to excuse for this supposed New Era Of Responsible Blockbuster Spending we're now living in—completed here with an invocation of the Two! Hundred! Million! scare number) or Fox and Universal were trying to squeeze executive producers Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh (and Microsoft) out of some profit participation. In the meantime, preparation for the film continues as they hunt for a new distributor, but we hope Microsoft and CAA refrain from ordering a second studio invasion by their costumed army; the once-intimidating warriors will seem more than a little pathetic crawling into potential financers' offices, removing their helmets, and begging executives to fill them with money.

Loose Wires: iPhone, Chad "Cheshire" Hurley, and the Iranian Internets

Nick Douglas · 10/18/06 08:04PM
  • Yet another Apple blog prints an "exclusive" tip that Apple will release an iPhone next year, combining the iPod with a phone, confirming other blogs' reports. But TrustedReviews also says a full-screen, touchscreen iPod will come out in December, sparking a Christmas rush and the soaking of many nerds' pants. No real product photos here, though. [TrustedReviews]

Bill Gates talks to Nigeria's First Son

Nick Douglas · 10/18/06 02:12PM

Last week I got an email from someone at Microsoft asking if my dad was the president of Nigeria. I almost deleted the email without responding until I looked at the person's email signature and it said "Executive Assistant to Bill Gates". So I responded and it turned out that Bill Gates was going to be in Nigeria over the weekend to meet with my dad and he wanted to chat before his trip.