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Did Alec Baldwin Get His Marriage License or Actually Get Married This Morning? (UPDATE: Baldwin Wigs on Photog)
Emma Carmichael · 06/19/12 09:55AMThe Scariest of All Islamist Penalties
Hamilton Nolan · 06/04/12 08:41AMThe North African nation of Mali is in the midst of an uprising by strict conservative Islamist rebels who have captured Timbuktu and locked it down under harsh Sharia law and are running around with guns and making all the women wear veils and chasing off all the Westerners and generally just throwing a wrench into any fun summer bikini party plans that Timbuktuans may have had. This is all very troubling, we grant you, (LIP SERVICE ABOUT 'RIGHTS'). But the New York Times' excellent story yesterday on the situation really buried the scariest penalty of all that the cruel extremists are imposing on the not-even-allowed-to-fuck-casually citizenry:
'Sister Wives' Stars Will Not Be Prosecuted for the Bigamy They Are So Blatantly Practicing
Caity Weaver · 06/01/12 12:35AMUkrainin' Men: How American Men Are Using the Russian Facebook to Find Brides
Adrian Chen · 05/15/12 02:00PMA few weeks ago, I created a profile and logged onto VKontakte, the most popular Russian-language social network. I entered some personal information, uploaded an especially flattering picture of myself, then used the search function to find all single women between 25 and 35 in Ukraine who were online at the moment — around 7:30 p.m. Ukraine time. There were more than 10,000 available, all sorted by a rating system which seemed to be directly proportional to the amount of pictures a woman had posted of herself in a string bikini, and how good she looked in said bikini.
Miscegenation, Fornication, and Onanism Have Replaced the American Family
Hamilton Nolan · 04/26/12 11:54AMJerry Lee Lewis Marries the Ex-Wife of His Underage Ex-Wife's Brother
Louis Peitzman · 03/31/12 09:57AMIf He Loves You, He'll Buy You the World's First All Diamond Ring
Leah Beckmann · 03/22/12 05:15PMHow to Get Some Guy to Marry You
Hamilton Nolan · 03/22/12 01:22PMRate of Mixed-Race Marriage Has Doubled in the Past 30 Years
Caity Weaver · 02/16/12 11:10PMThe Pew Research Center released the results of a study today that found the number of mixed race marriages has doubled in the United States in the past 30 years. The Pew website features a great summary of the report if you don't want to slog through all eight pages of data. Here are some of the most interesting findings, if you don't even want to slog through the summary.
Love, Lies, and Liz Taylor: A Literary Cheating Scandal at Vogue and Vanity Fair
Maureen O'Connor · 02/15/12 07:14PMHuman Embodiment of Hatred Not a Fan of Valentine's Day
Hamilton Nolan · 02/13/12 09:35AMWorld's Most Evil Marriage To Join Cannibal, Vampire
Ryan Tate · 02/02/12 12:21PMBarney Frank and His Partner Are Getting Married
Jim Newell · 01/26/12 02:54PMIt's Easier Than Ever to Get Married While Drunk at a Seaside New Jersey Hellscape
Hamilton Nolan · 01/13/12 09:33AMAtlantic City: the biggest shithole on the East Coast, where blocks of open-air crack markets immediately give way to cut-rate seedy casinos full of doomed and hopeless poverty-level day trippers in a geographic continuum of vice and despair unequaled anywhere in its chemical spill-laden state of New Jersey. Now it's easier to have your wedding there. Alert your spouse-to-be.
Timberlake and Biel Might Be Engaged, Mario Lopez Definitely Engaged
Maureen O'Connor · 01/04/12 01:55PMSinead O'Connor's Marriage Fell Apart 'Within Three Hours of the Ceremony'
Maureen O'Connor · 12/27/11 10:21AMSinead O'Connor's most recent manic episode seems to be winding down: Over the holidays she announced that her recent "Cock. In. Mouth." marriage to therapist Barry Herridge had ended. The beginning of the end began "within 3 hours" of the duo's paparazzi-strewn Las Vegas ceremony, which took place in the back of a pink Cadillac outside the chapel where Elvis and Britney Spears married various significant others*:
Gays Apologize for Destroying Scandal-Plagued Republican's Marriage
Maureen O'Connor · 12/22/11 03:20PMCourt Docs Confirm O'Reilly's Crusade Against Cuckolding Cop
John Cook · 12/21/11 01:50PMThe Nassau County Police Department has acknowledged in a court filing that Bill O'Reilly played a role in an internal affairs investigation into an NCPD detective, confirming a key element of Gawker's exclusive story last August detailing how the Fox News blowhard tried to have the cop who was dating his wife investigated by his own police department.
Married Suckers People Are Nearly a Minority
Hamilton Nolan · 12/14/11 09:33AMAre you married? Sucker. I mean, congratulations. Sucker. In olden times men and women would agree to be joined in matrimony forever—the men receiving a regular source of sexual congress and a valuable allegiance to powerful land-owning families in nearby regions, and the women receiving a new pot and pan. Today: married people are nearly a minority. So close!!!!