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Man-years and fisheye screenshots: Marissa Mayer on ABC's "Ahead of the Curve"
ndouglas · 05/02/06 02:39PMComments of the week: Pud trashes his clippings
ndouglas · 04/07/06 08:29PMRemainders: Oh hell, she can probably recite poetry in German
ndouglas · 04/03/06 10:38PM
¬ Having blogged that Facebook should take the $750 mil and run, dot-com expert John Battelle backtracks when the Harvard Crimson calls. The key to looking prescient: always have two contradictory opinions to point back to. [Harvard Crimson]
¬ Marissa Mayer gets interviewed — in German (or translated, at least). Philipp Lenssen of Google Blogoscoped translates the highlights. Says Google's VP of search: "Nobody ever writes about how we constantly improve our ranking system!" Because it'd be such a riveting story! [Google Blogoscoped]
¬ Kansas City is the new Silicon Valley. [MSNBC]
¬ Wait, Bangalore is the new Silicon Valley. [DNA India]
¬ New York Times Valley correspondent John Markoff (pictured somewhere up there) reads Valleywag. I hope he's commenting as "openwag". [POP! PR Jots]
¬ Things MC Hammer says in his guest post the Google Video Blog: "He [his character in a music video] is willing to do 'all tricks' if she 'speaks it from her lips.' This willingness is possible only if he gets to know her. He seeks commitment, romance and sensitivity." Things Hammer says in the video: "Girl, I need to know your name." Now that is commitment. [Google Video Blog]
Translating Danny Sullivan
ndouglas · 03/22/06 07:04PMIt's fair, it's hard-hitting, it's "25 Things I Love About Google" by blogger Danny Sullivan. Sure, the Search Engine Watch editor will run 25 things he hates in his next column, but meanwhile he'll give some hero worship. But if you read between the lines you can see the real message — or the fake message that I made up:
Marissa Mayer: hologram or android?
ndouglas · 03/07/06 12:26PMAnother CNN-affiliated magazine issue, another Marissa Mayer profile. Fortune's new self-written piece on the Google VP's insane schedule (which somehow left time for contributing to Fortune) allows only two explanations for her lifestyle. Either Marissa Mayer is an artificially constructed hologram delivering a carefully performed script, or she is an artificially constructed android running a Google A.I. Each line from Marissa perfectly supports both theories:
Week's best comments: Nathan Tyler and a naked Stowe Boyd
ndouglas · 02/24/06 12:10PMMarissa Mayer's not-so-open office
ndouglas · 02/23/06 10:06AMGoogle cover shots through the years
ndouglas · 02/14/06 02:02PMMarissa Mayer didn't impress a detractor at MIT
ndouglas · 02/08/06 12:59PMJeff Jordan is just another Valley workaholic
ndouglas · 02/08/06 10:25AMLucy trounces Dave in Valleywag's Google date poll
ndouglas · 02/07/06 08:01AMOver 1100 Valleywag readers picked your favorite Google arm-candy, probably within two seconds of seeing them for the first time. It was no contest: You said Larry Page's girlfriend Lucy (93.8%) is hotter than Marissa Mayer's boyfriend Dave (6.2%). How could the little ray of sunshine do any less than dominate the beauty battle?
Mari and Larry's new loves
ndouglas · 02/03/06 12:50PMMarissa Mayer's wisdom on haikus, sonatas, and religious paintings
ndouglas · 02/02/06 10:27PMMarissa Mayer's press offensive
Nick Denton · 02/02/06 03:44PMOf all things to be accused of on our first day live: a couple of readers have already emailed in to complain that we let Marissa Mayer, Larry Page's ex, off too lightly. Referring to the fawning profiles in the business press of the Google VP, we wrote: "Google's corporate communications department has been putting forward Marissa Mayer as an appealing alternative to the company's overexposed founders." Not quite true, some of you say.
Classic Valley candids
ndouglas · 02/02/06 03:31PMIf D.C. is Hollywood for ugly people, then Silicon Valley is D.C. for the even uglier. (A cheap joke, of course, which we'll contradict with our Valley Hotties contests.) Everyone has a bad photo now and then; the fun is when they get promoted up to the "don't share bad photos" ranks of one tech giant or another. Above is the lovely Sergey Brin in drag, looking as scary as the evil girl in "The Ring." After the jump, shots of Hot or Not founder James Hong and Google VP Marissa Mayer.