If D.C. is Hollywood for ugly people, then Silicon Valley is D.C. for the even uglier. (A cheap joke, of course, which we'll contradict with our Valley Hotties contests.) Everyone has a bad photo now and then; the fun is when they get promoted up to the "don't share bad photos" ranks of one tech giant or another. Above is the lovely Sergey Brin in drag, looking as scary as the evil girl in "The Ring." After the jump, shots of Hot or Not founder James Hong and Google VP Marissa Mayer.

James Hong goes for the more traditional Dolly Parton look.

After her 30th birthday party, Marissa Mayer had to be talked out of not wearing these balloons every day at the office.

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James Hong [JHong on Yafro]
Sergey Brin [Hot or Not]
Marissa Mayer [Isachin.com]