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Republican Candidates Can't Even Get Walking to Their Debate Podiums Right
Ashley Feinberg · 02/06/16 08:29PMIn what we can only hope was a sign of what’s to come, the ABC GOP debate kicked off with the most bizarre candidate walk-out any of us will likely ever see. Ben Carson appeared to refuse to go on stage, the moderators literally forgot about John Kasich, and both Carson and Trump had to eventually be begged before finally shuffling out from the shadows. This candidate clusterfuck alone almost makes the entire, terrible election worth it.
Marco Rubio Earns Coveted Endorsement From Notorious Exorcist
Melissa Cronin · 02/06/16 10:23AMLas Vegas Review-Journal Endorses Marco Rubio (BUT NOT BECAUSE OF SHELDON ADELSON)
J.K. Trotter · 02/05/16 05:00PMWatch Rick Santorum Struggle to Think of One Reason He Likes Marco Rubio
Sam Biddle · 02/05/16 09:25AMMarco Rubio Loses Iowa Caucuses, Wins Narrative Primary
Alex Pareene · 02/01/16 11:27PMThis morning, the smart money had it that Donald Trump would win Iowa, and Ted Cruz would come in second—but it was possible that Trump could under-perform and Cruz would win. Well, Ted Cruz has won Iowa. Donald Trump is in second, and Marco Rubio is in third. But according to “the narrative,” Donald Trump is tonight’s big loser, and Rubio the upset victor.
You Have to Win Elections to Win Elections
Alex Pareene · 02/01/16 07:35PMSoon we’ll have a winner in the first official contest of the 2016 election. For the Republicans, it’s likely to be Donald Trump, though it could be Sen. Ted Cruz. There is a small chance it will be Sen. Marco Rubio, the supposed “establishment” candidate. But it probably won’t be. And don’t worry: Losing—repeatedly and for a long time—is all part of Rubio’s master plan.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Will Win Iowa Tonight, Unless They Don't
Alex Pareene · 02/01/16 09:41AMThe Iowa caucuses are tonight. What’s going to happen? On the Republican side, either Donald Trump will win, or Ted Cruz will win. According to a poll conducted by Ann Selzer, unanimously considered the best pollster in Iowa, Trump will win. That’s a good reason to feel confident in a Trump victory.
Marco Rubio Bought Himself a Gun for Christmas to Protect His Family from ISIS
Brendan O'Connor · 01/17/16 12:37PMJeb Bush Is Being a Real Bitch to Marco Rubio About His Height
Allie Jones · 01/13/16 12:20PMJeb’s Super PAC Just Released the Best Worst Attack Ad
Ashley Feinberg · 01/12/16 11:02AM"Thrifty" Marco Rubio Always Flies Coach (Except When He Takes Private Jets)
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/07/16 09:25AMYou might be forgiven for imagining Marco Rubio waiting patiently at the gate for his boarding group to be called. Will his carry-on bag fit in the overhead compartment? Will they let him board even though his bulky one personal item looks like it’s holding quite a few pairs of high-heeled boots? We may never know, because Marco “I Always Fly Coach” Rubio is reportedly all about the private jet these days.
How Tall Does Each Candidate Seem?
Allie Jones · 01/05/16 01:10PMRepublican presidential candidate Marco Rubio wore some cute boots yesterday. Once New York Times reporter Michael Barbaro tweeted out a photo of them, both political and fashion journalists had questions. How high are those heels? (Two inches, easily.) Where did he get them? (The campaign has yet to say.) Do they come in my size? (I personally want to know.) And—cutting to the real issue at hand—how tall is Marco Rubio anyway?
Counterpoint: Marco Rubio's Hairline Is Strong and Getting Stronger
Tom Scocca · 12/22/15 09:35AMMarco Rubio Is Losing
Alex Pareene · 12/22/15 09:25AMIs Senator Marco Rubio running for president? Is that a stupid question? After all, there he was on stage last week in Las Vegas, speaking more than any candidate besides Cruz (he beat Trump!). He was, according to FiveThirtyEight, the most-attacked Republican candidate, too, which usually indicates frontrunner status. Except Marco Rubio isn’t a frontrunner in any poll, in any primary state; his popularity remains primarily theoretical. Is he actually doing anything to change that?
Marco Rubio Isn't Happy the Paris Attacks Happened...But He's Kind of Happy They Happened
Melissa Cronin · 11/22/15 12:04PM“I obviously am not happy about the events that happened last week in Paris…. BUT” is never a sentence that will end well.
Marco Rubio: We Need to Close Anywhere Muslims Go
Ashley Feinberg · 11/20/15 12:15PMActually, Marco Rubio, Philosophers Make More Than Welders
Taylor Berman · 11/10/15 09:47PMMarco Rubio Would Like to Have a Beer With Malala, a Muslim Teen
Jordan Sargent · 11/04/15 02:37PMToday, Senator Marco Rubio held a Q&A for “young professionals” at St. Anselm College in New Hampshire. That sounds very boring, and it probably mostly was, except that Rubio gave perhaps the most insane answer possible to the question, “Who would you like to have a beer with who is not a politician?”
Jeb and Rubio Agree: Chiang Kai-Shek Was an Imaginary Mystical Warrior
Jay Hathaway · 10/29/15 12:25PMWhen Marco Rubio became Florida’s Speaker of the House in 2005, Governor Jeb Bush welcomed him by bestowing upon him the sword of “Chang,” who Bush described as “a mythical conservative warrior.” It’s odd how mythology develops: Bush was almost certainly, if unwittingly, talking about Chiang Kai-Shek, the Chinese nationalist leader best known for losing a civil war to the Chinese Communist Party and retreating to Taiwan. Chiang was, notably, not democracy’s number-one fan.