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Old People Now Living in Sin Also
Hamilton Nolan · 10/18/12 03:43PMWhen we hear about unmarried young couples living together in sin, we're like "Sure, kids these days are living in sin, rejecting god, and fornicating nightly in Lucifer's glory, what else is new?" But now we hear that older couples are also living together in sin. Aren't you older couples old enough to know the teachings of Jesus, about not living in sin?
Old Navy Brings Jennie Garth and Luke Perry Together, Finally
Max Read · 08/30/12 10:45AMThis Couple Would Like for Strangers to Pay for Them to Have Over 30 Different Exotic Weddings, Please
Caity Weaver · 08/22/12 10:31AMRemembering Helen Gurley Brown's Unrealized Pube Paperweight
Cord Jefferson · 08/17/12 04:25PMHamilton Nolan · 08/10/12 02:44PM
Showtime's Polyamory Is Trashy, Profound and the Best Reality Show on TV
Rich Juzwiak · 07/26/12 03:15PMPoor Ex-Boyfriend Takes Google Commercial to Heart in the Worst Way Possible
Caity Weaver · 07/10/12 05:15PMThe Catholic Church Should Not Expect to Be Taken Seriously
Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/12 09:12AMA few years ago, Sister Margaret Farley, a nun and a teacher at Yale's Divinity School, published Just Love: A Framework for Christian Sexual Ethics—a book that did not say that your sexual urges are nothing more than the shameful pangs of demon penises fucking your soul which should be repressed and repressed and repressed until you are absolutely warped, underneath that church outfit. Burn the witch! Ahh, apparently we don't do that any more? Well... censure the witch!
The Scariest of All Islamist Penalties
Hamilton Nolan · 06/04/12 08:41AMThe North African nation of Mali is in the midst of an uprising by strict conservative Islamist rebels who have captured Timbuktu and locked it down under harsh Sharia law and are running around with guns and making all the women wear veils and chasing off all the Westerners and generally just throwing a wrench into any fun summer bikini party plans that Timbuktuans may have had. This is all very troubling, we grant you, (LIP SERVICE ABOUT 'RIGHTS'). But the New York Times' excellent story yesterday on the situation really buried the scariest penalty of all that the cruel extremists are imposing on the not-even-allowed-to-fuck-casually citizenry:
Two-Time 'Modern Love' Lady Back on the Market
Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/12 02:15PMMiscegenation, Fornication, and Onanism Have Replaced the American Family
Hamilton Nolan · 04/26/12 11:54AMNeurotic Mom Is Determined to Tell the World About Her Teen Daughter's Love Life
Hamilton Nolan · 03/27/12 10:58AMHow to Get Some Guy to Marry You
Hamilton Nolan · 03/22/12 01:22PMTara Miller of Westville, New Jersey Would Like Her Boyfriend to Change His Facebook Relationship Status
Hamilton Nolan · 03/13/12 04:10PMPopular online social networking website Facebook boasts a "relationship status" setting, in which Facebook members can indicate whether or not they are "In a Relationship" with another person. This is often considered a formal social indicator that a couple is officially "together." Sound simple? Not for Tara Miller of Westville, New Jersey.