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Your Fat Dog Can't Get Laid

Hamilton Nolan · 05/03/10 11:35AM

Nutripro diet dog food puts things in terms that you pet-coddling, Snausage-tossing, pooch-fattening, smothering-with-love fat dog owners can understand: Your fat dog isn't fucking. And that's wrong. [Via Adfreak. Click to enlarge]

Freelance Writer Desired, For Stripping

Hamilton Nolan · 04/13/10 11:08AM

Attention media hopefuls, an ad that may be useful to you has been found on Craigslist! "Freelance Writer Desired." Sounds good so far! "M4W." That seems odd to include. And why is this writing gig in "Casual Encounters?"

The Good Old Fashioned Loverboys of LOST

Anderson Evans · 04/07/10 12:14PM

These guys care about one thing, and one thing only. Love. The big doe eyes and gentle demeanor of Charlie, Desmond, and Daniel set to the music of Queen asks, "Could the real heroes of the island be the lovers?"

25 Historic Julia Allison Moments

Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/10 11:08AM

Fameball 1.0 Julia Allison is allegedly quitting the internet. She may not resurface for days, or even weeks. It's a sobering moment. Let us now look back and remember three and a half years of highlights of Julia's unfiltered life.

Prosecutors and Judges May Bone One Another in Texas, No Problem

Hamilton Nolan · 02/23/10 09:13AM

The Texas Court of Appeals ruled that a condemned man's execution should go forward even though the judge in his case was sleeping with the prosecutor. And the judge in question has an unintentionally comical rebuke, for her detractors!

9 Anti-Valentine's Day Movies to Warm Your Cold, Dead Heart

Mike Byhoff · 02/12/10 02:48PM

Stupid Valentine's Day. Every year you end up alone, crying salty tears into your can of Chef Lonelyheart's soup for one. Don't fret! Because you can find solace in these movies where love just leads to misery/death/having Satan's baby.