So remember that Times column yesterday that basically came out and said CNN populist and honorary Minuteman Lou Dobbs was basically full of misinformation and deliberate inaccuracies? Well, CNN wasn't exactly pleased.

Deep at the bottom of David Leonhardt's "Economix" column in the New York Times today comes some shocking news about Lou Dobbs, crusader against immigration and CNN's great white hope to capture a slice of the Bill O'Reilly yahoo demographic: He sometimes plays fast and loose with the facts. Let's boil it down—after all, there's little point in reading the actual column, as it's written upside-down and backwards.

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In the Wall Street Journal Weekend Edition, Karen Richardson has a wonderful story about World's Second Richest Person Warren Buffet — he's a bit like John the Baptist to Bill Gate's Jesus — and how he's cutely put out an A.P.B. for a man (yes, MAN; let's not kid ourselves) to replace him as Berkshire Hathaway's Chief Investment Officer. You can imagine the meta-narrative all this fits into:

What happened was we lost it in the copyediting fields of CNN, man. They never gave us a chance.

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Um, duh.

Lou Dobbs holds the secrets to ABC News.

When two world famous journalists sit down for a chat, you can expect some hard-hitting questions and take-no-prisoners grilling — and Lou Dobbs, interviewing Judith Miller last night, didn't disappoint:

Judith Miller will be on "Lou Dobbs Tonight" at 6:40 p.m. EST to promote her new book, titled Redacted and made up of 150 blank pages.

News just out: The wife of Lou Dobbs, the CNN Moneyline host, was arrested yesterday at Newark airport for carrying a loaded gun in her handbag. She must have paid too much attention to her husband's call for war against the Islamists.
Wife of CNN "Moneyline" host arrested [AP]