Tonight, sandwiched between a rerun of Small Town Gay Bar and Freddie Mercury: Magic Remixed, TV history will be made, as Logo will air the first Democratic Presidential Forum devoted entirely to gay, lesbian, and fag-hag issues, broadcast right here from L.A. A number of frontrunners—brow-beaten from two solid hours of addressing where they stand on such hot-button issues as same-sex marriage, gays in the military, and how and when the U.S. government can justify invading Britney Spears' personal life—plan to celebrate the landmark political event with various soirees held around the city, including a $50-per-Gay viewing party for Hillary Clinton at The Abbey. Still, the invitation (above) offers no guarantees that you or anyone from your L Word viewing circle will be doing raspberry mojito shots off the candidate's suprisingly taut abdominal muscles.

Wow, this guru of internet advertising is pretty impressive, in a 'that Russian character in Everything Is Illuminated'way. A millionaire at 31! Imagine that! He clearly has a lot of wisdom to share. But maybe someone might want to consult with him about his logo design. Guess you don't even have to buy his audiobook to get his "secrets on a silver plate."
Millionaire fag offers advice [via Adrants]

Ludwig Gatzke organized around 200 dot-com logos in this beautiful and very trendy mashup:

In the post-Giuliani era, it's tough for a gay man in Times Square and seeking a little lovin' to know what to do with himself. The Gaiety closed last year, the buddy booths are fewer and further between, and, hell, there isn't even a good diva on Broadway at the moment. (Patti LuPone as Mrs. Lovett just doesn't seem to count.) So it's a good thing that Viacom, your friendly neighborhood media conglomerate, is stepping in to fill the void. Reports a tipster (who curiously submitted this via Armani-clad brother Defamer):

We've long had an odd fascination with the one-line distillations of television shows that appear in TV listings and program guides. With an old roommate, we shared a particular fondness for episode summaries that inadvertently describe an entire series: "Kevin realizes he has feelings for Winnie"; "Joey's misunderstanding causes problems for the gang"; "Tragedy strikes the ER."