Regis Philbin shows his age and then some, ranting about Hi-Fi, The AOL and G-Note. This might be a good place for a snarky joke about the elderly but I think America's greatest generation deserves better.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson won a Peabody Award for its "Evening with Archbishop Desmond Tutu" episode. In this clip, Regis and Kelly display genuine disbelief and dispense back-handed compliments about the comic.

Regis can't figure out what in the world is going on Lost. Jimmy Kimmel, Lost-megafan, hammers out the plotline in terms Regis can understand: Gelman's the Smoke Monster, Kathie Lee Gifford is Jacob, and Sawyer's just a modern-day Don Rickles.

In honor of Broadway Week on Regis and Kelly, Kelsey Grammer and the cast of La Cage Aux Folles helped Regis unleash his inner diva. In full drag regalia, Regis took to the streets to flaunt his "attitude and accessories."

An odd couple, they may be, but Walken definitely knows what he wants: a tunafish sandwich and a bath in Regis Philbin's tub. We'd be completely creeped out if the idea of these two hanging out wasn't so appealing.

Countering a New York Times article that disparaged "The Addams Family" on Broadway, Nathan Lane used his Regis & Kelly guest-host gig to argue that if an audience loves something, quality doesn't matter. Screw art, he's gotta get paid!

Kelly Ripa tells Regis about her first time playing beer pong with Jimmy Fallon. It may have been boring as hell, but Kelly's lingo in her play-by-play are about as inappropriate as Kelly playing beer pong in the first place.

Steve Carell was on Live! and discussed his close-mouthed kissing scenes with Tina Fey. Co-host Bruno Tonioli suggests a new kind of french kiss that will certainly get people wet - then he and Carell try it out on camera.

Tina Fey's daughter Alice has got to be the funniest 4 year old ever. This morning on Regis & Kelly Fey talks about her daughter's aspirations to be a special kind of dancer. Don't kids say the darndest things?

Today on Regis and Kelly, Regis declared that he was now "part of the internet" and showed off his new iPad, which he is of course competely powerless to use.

[Regis Philbin and Carrie Ann Inaba joke outside of the ABC studios in Manhattan today where Inaba was a guest host on Live with Regis and Kelly. Image via INF]

Tyler Perry is known for dressing in drag in a lot of his movies with his character Madea—but last fall, Regis did the same. Perry's reaction? "We should go on the road together!"

Regis Philbin has a history with phones. Maybe he's too old for the technology, but to be fair it does get annoying when you are trying to leave a message all you get is an automated person on the line.

All Regis wants to do is leave a little hello y'all! Why is the tech world conspiring against him?!

After taking his boyfriend to a very public Hollywood Oscar party, is Anderson Cooper getting ready to finally come out? Who knows, but based on the very gay joke he made on Live with Regis and Kelly, he already is.

Usually focus groups are created to, ya know, harness a show's focus. So when Seinfeld announced on Regis and Kelly today that people don't understand that The Marriage Ref is supposed to be funny, he's basically admitting it isn't funny.

Kelly Ripa had Ludacris as her co-host today, and he performed his new single "How Low." After his performance Ripa decided that she was not intimated by the curvaceous dancers—she too can get low! Ludacris looked slightly impressed...

Andy Richter filled in for Regis to co-host Regis and Kelly today. In addition to interviewing the always charming James Spader, Richter had his first opportunity to speak his mind about the Late Night Debacle. He did not hold back.

Today on Regis and Kelly, Mark Consuelos figured out just how funny the word caulk is. Try calling up your Super and let him know you need him to "come over and caulk your tub." ...Exactly.

Anderson Cooper guest hosted this morning and brought his hard news edge with him exposing the audience to some of Danny Devito's insanity. Apparently, Devito enjoys taking pictures of his feet on other people's desks.

On Live with Regis and Kelly, Regis Philbin attempted his best Scottish accent to impress guest Ewan MacGregor. However, as the segment progresses Ewan and Kelly realize that Regis is clueless when it comes to Scotland—and its famous stars.