Jessica Szohr stopped by Regis and Kelly this morning to promote her upcoming movie Piranha 3D. The premise of the film baffles poor old Regis and his very limited understanding of modern technology.

Today Gabby stopped by Regis and Kelly and in an awkward twist, Regis threw to a clip from the show—a clip of Gabby being brutally insulted. Gabby grins as a collective murmur is audible. Enjoy.

Celebrating the birth of his third son, Axel, funnyman Will Ferrell explained this morning to Regis and Kelly the origin of his children's uncommon names. Spoiler: it's not because he's a big Guns N' Roses fan. Video inside.

Supermodel Heidi Klum still gets nervous in front of large crowds. While hosting the season finale of the German version of Project Runway, she almost had the crap scared out of her- literally.

When Paul Rudd walked onto the set of Live today, all eyes—and hands—were on the actor's mega-beard. Although the beard is "not by choice," Rudd still had to endure questions of conditioning and Regis' old-man hands touching his face.

Because of Jersey Shore's wild popularity, Regis and Kelly created their own spoof of the show for their "halfway to Halloween" segment. Out of all the Jersey Shore spoofs we've seen, this might just be the greatest one yet.

On Live with Regis and Kelly's second day in Canada, we are introduced to Kelly Anne of Green Gables, a lovely little girl who lacks a "bosom" friend and likes to beat Mark Consuelos with a chalkboard.

A disinterested Lamar Odom and unusually subdued Khloe discuss the Kardashian family bond and their lack of a honeymoon. If these two last at least another year, we think anybody can make it.

Everybody wants to know what's up with Steve Carell's decision to step down from playing the beloved Michael Scott on The Office. Here, Steve explains to Regis his reasons for leaving the show and the possibility of finding a replacement.

On today's Live!, Kelly Ripa re-learned to ride a bike for the first time in 30 years. From the music, to Kelly's tears, it was all a bit too emotional for what it was worth.

Denis Leary visited Regis & Kelly on Monday to discuss the new season of Rescue Me, but it quickly became an educational segment on the proper way to wear lady-clothes for laughs.

In a recent interview on Live! With Regis and Kelly, Miley Cyrus showed us exactly how literate she is when she excessively used the words "like" and "y'know" in her interview. Warning—this clip may make your head explode.

Today on Live! Kelly's husband Mark Consuelos joked with Taylor Lautner about what we all want to say to fanatic Twilight fans: get a grip. To be fair, we can understand four-year-olds and teenagers—but Twi-Moms...?

On Live with Regis and Kelly, Joy Philbin stepped in for Kelly Ripa and Regis got a bit territorial when attractive men started appearing around his wife. Apparently, a naked Tom Cruise was especially distracting.

With Lucy Liu as Regis's guest co-host, we heard her name over and over. Apparently Regis loves her name, and can't refrain from saying it as often as possible.

Reality star Audrina Patridge attempts to explain to a confused Regis the delicate balance between what is "real" and what is "fake" on The Hills, as she addresses this weeks most recent drama involving her love life.

Today Regis and Kelly shared a few letters and photos received from viewers. Kelly joked about drinking alcohol during breaks (all jokes have some truth, am I right?), then turned a man's pride for his huge asparagus into sexual references.

Old age is catching up with Regis and he can't quite seem to remember what happened a mere few hours earlier. According to his less-than-stellar memory, his morning consisted of "Kellogg K" and "Coffee Joe."

Who knew we'd find out Kelly's thoughts on teabagging this very morning? Gelman is officially on notice.

We love a man in attractive eyewear, so we were very excited when Anderson Cooper announced on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning that he needs glasses. But the two choices he showed off were horrible.