Lady Gaga wore a studded metal corset to the airport in Vancouver and had to undergo an individual security check instead of the metal detector. She must have left her hat made of plastic explosives and knives at home. [NYP]

The age of Gaga ubiquity is upon us. Official, licensed Lady Gaga costumes have arrived at Halloween stores, and include used soda can hair rollers and lots of fishnet. Prediction: Gaga prisoners outsell sexy prisoners this years.

Gene Simmons visited Fox & Friends to talk about new music and his support of the troops. The gang didn't get to the troops but they did get to discuss Bill O'Reilly's favorite pop icon, Lady Gaga.

Remember when Lady Gaga posed as a man for Vogue Hommes Japan? Well, she is apparently really committing to this thing: The magazine has now come out, and it includes an interview with "Jo Calderone," who says he fucked her.

"Do it again," murmurs Miley after a public, videotaped spanking. Drew Barrymore wants to punch a "bitch" journalist. Enrique Iglesias: "Fame is the best aphrodisiac you can have." Thursday gossip is for the fetishists.

The Heidi Montag Sex Tape keeps getting sexier! Justin Timberlake is the face of a women's perfume. A Jonas brother has a new girlfriend. True Blood stars get married! Sunday Gossip Roundup is battered and deep fried.

On Lopez Tonight, Kat Von D talked about the time she tattooed Lady Gaga in Los Angeles. Like so many others that moved there for showbiz, she shrugged off the current queen of pop's claim to succeed in stardom.

This geriatric diva was sampling some music at her local Wal-Mart recently and, luckily, someone recorded it. She moved a bit for Etta James' "At Last," but when Lady Gaga's "Just Dance," came on, she really got freaky. Video inside.

86-year-old New Jersey Sen. Frank Lautenberg is apparently a Lady Gaga superfan. He and his wife attended a concert earlier this year, and he's hosting a fundraiser at an upcoming D.C. show. Still: McCain/Snooki is weirder. [Image: Getty]

You oughta know that Alanis has a bun in the oven. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush get into a drunken brawl. Boy George thinks Lady Gaga is full of it. Jennifer Aniston pities Lindsay Lohan. Isn't Wednesday gossip ironic?

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin shows how Gaga for Gaga he actually is by giving an "awesome" rendition of "Poker Face" on Lopez Tonight. You may remember "The Miz" from The Real World: Back to New York and other shows.

Lady Gaga crowd surfs in pasties and fishnet, and gets licked. Dina Lohan plans a family garage sale. Katy Perry's new song is about how bad her ex-boyfriend was in bed. Monday gossip is orally fixated.

Friday's Soup was an all-around impeccable episode, but the icing on its cake came in the form of Canada's favorite sons in the high fashion of a tiara-wearing toddler. Enjoy some fresh brain candy and jabs about Lady Gaga, inside.

Snooki's about to get a lot more boring. Spencer Pratt spent seven grand on strippers. Lady Gaga wears another outrageous outfit! Joe Biden meets a guy in an Obama mask. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is undiscovered country. Let's explore.

The Prop. 8 reversal inspired Lady Gaga to write a new damn song. Finally!

The onslaught of Lady Gaga has been fast and ubiquitous, and her Vanity Fair cover has the publicity machine working overtime. We love you, Gaga, but if you want to keep the love alive, you need to take a break.

Maxim's new Lindsay Lohan cover story coincides with the starlet's freedom. Gisele Bundchen tells women what to do with their breasts. Christina Hendricks used to be goth. Pregnant man has third child. Tuesday gossip lifts and separates.

Bill O'Reilly is obsessed with Lady Gaga—this is fact (examples here). Tonight, O'Reilly spent a portion of his show discussing Gaga's refusal to cancel an Arizona show in protest of the state's controversial immigration law. More inside.

[Music producer Fernando Garibay tweeted a "surreal moment" last night: "@LadyGaga is cooking me dinner." Hope there's no rat poison in it. Image: Fernando Garibay via djmbm]

Montana Fishburne says her forthcoming sex tape is a calculated career choice. Foxy Brown flees the police after a massive brawl. Lindsay Lohan has no pillow. Robert Pattinson is a nail biter. TGIFriday gossip. Updated with Montana's DVD cover.