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One Easy Way to Earn More Than Men

Hamilton Nolan · 09/01/10 10:50AM

New Census Bureau data shows that in cities across America, women in their post-college decade are earning more than fellas of the same age. Is that even legal? These figures reveal a clear formula to out-earning the patriarchy, right now!

Fox & Friends Fight for the Right to have Ladies' Nights in Bars

John Siegel · 07/28/10 02:15PM

This morning's Fox & Friends revisited a discrimination case filed against a Minnesota bar because of the bar's Ladies' Night. Things escalated when Gretchen Carlson and a panel discussed wages, free speech, and a hip-hop dance instructor.

Scientists Develop Feminizing Nasal Spray

Ravi Somaiya · 04/30/10 10:56AM

Fiendish German and British "scientists" have put the cuddly-wuddly hormone Oxytocin into a nasal spray. They say that men who use it become more empathetic and better able to learn from positive feedback. [BBC]

Freelance Writer Desired, For Stripping

Hamilton Nolan · 04/13/10 11:08AM

Attention media hopefuls, an ad that may be useful to you has been found on Craigslist! "Freelance Writer Desired." Sounds good so far! "M4W." That seems odd to include. And why is this writing gig in "Casual Encounters?"

Scientists Discover New Ways to Make Women Self-Conscious

Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/10 12:08PM

Ladies: are you psychotically obsessed enough with your physical appearance? Fear not! Scientists have now determined exactly where you're failing in your quest to not be a fat, disgusting cow. They'll make you insane yet!

Andrea Peyser Is Gay for Sexxxy Firemen But not Sexxxy Fire Ladies

Hamilton Nolan · 02/25/10 10:35AM

You might suspect that Andrea Peyser, the New York Post's hardcore pornography critic, would be totally gay for hot sexxxy "Fire women," kicking in doors of burning buildings in their blazing hot fire gear, with sweat pouring off their chiseled abdominal muscles, covered only by a sheer layer of fire retardant gel. But no—"if I were to be caught in a fire, I'd feel a lot safer in the arms of a 6-foot man than those of a 5-foot girl." This is the topic of Andrea Peyser's popular newspaper column today, which is illustrated with a photo of a typical fire lady in typical fire gear, a sports bra. [NYP]

Limp-Wristed French Allow Woman to Run Newspaper

Hamilton Nolan · 01/20/10 01:56PM

In your progressive Wednesday media column: the typically effeminate French (whose asses we saved in WWII) think ladies can be in charge of things, the WaPo has never been to DC, Greg Mitchell's lament, and Vice meets CNN.

Haters Trying to Hate on Sexy Female Sex Pill

Hamilton Nolan · 11/17/09 11:09AM

Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who's that trying throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz!