Kristin Sloan, from the above iPhone commercial and The Winger, spanked former Apple spokeswoman Ellen Feiss in a recent Valleywag poll. Well, now you can put a price on that kind of celebrity. About $75, or the cost of a ticket to Glasshouse's networking event tonight in New York, where Sloan is rumored to show.

The New York Observer's profile on iPhone blogger Kristin Sloan got us thinking. Has she reached Ellen Feiss status in the minds of Apple fanboys — you know, the teen whose addled performance and green T-shirt won her Internet fame? Review the orginal Sloan and Feiss commercials and tell us which one is more likely to Jobs your Steve.

But drooling is as far as you're going to get, fanboys. Sloan lives with self-described "creative entrepreneur" Doug Jaeger in New York. Though there may be hope, at least to judge by the story Sloan told the Observer about Jaeger. Apparently, when Steve Jobs announced the device last winter, the couple decided to hold off purchasing iPhones until their second generation. But come June, Jaeger decided he couldn't hold back. He purchased an iPhone.