That woman who says she's a ballerina in an ad for Apple's iPhone? She's real, her name is Kristin Sloan and she's really an iPhone blogger, the New York Observer reports.

But drooling is as far as you're going to get, fanboys. Sloan lives with self-described "creative entrepreneur" Doug Jaeger in New York. Though there may be hope, at least to judge by the story Sloan told the Observer about Jaeger. Apparently, when Steve Jobs announced the device last winter, the couple decided to hold off purchasing iPhones until their second generation. But come June, Jaeger decided he couldn't hold back. He purchased an iPhone.

"I felt so betrayed and jealous and upset," Sloan told the Observer, "He took it out on the couch and said, 'Play with it,' and I said, 'No.'"