Is iPhone blogger Kristin Sloan the new Ellen Feiss?

The New York Observer's profile on iPhone blogger Kristin Sloan got us thinking. Has she reached Ellen Feiss status in the minds of Apple fanboys — you know, the teen whose addled performance and green T-shirt won her Internet fame? Review the orginal Sloan and Feiss commercials and tell us which one is more likely to Jobs your Steve.
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