kreepie-kats

Kreepie Kats in "We've All Been Named Special Assistants to the Undersecretary of the Department of Fucking Your Mom"

Pareene · 11/21/08 05:54PM

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have been reading The Economist lately, and it has made them sad. Luckily: there are pirates!! Everyone loves pirates!! Klick thru for high seas adventure!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Present: 'How To Save Print Media'

behrle · 11/14/08 06:30PM

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties go all Romenesko today with ideas to save their dinosaur friends at magazines and newspapers! Is kokaine the answer? Rotating dildoes? Klick thru and watch for the love of Thomas Friedman.]
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Kreepie Kats Repeel Prop 8 in "When Ironie Dies It Sounds Like an Unlubricated Cherry Vibrator Opening the Ass Tabernacle of an Altar Boy"

Pareene · 11/07/08 06:10PM

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kitties are befuddled. What to do in a world where we are slightly less racist than we thought? There are new rules against being a negative asshole, apparently. IS THIS THE END OF KREEPIE KATS? Click through and find out!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Kreep-o-mercial: "Bear/Butt '08: For the Change You Need Up Your Ass"

Pareene · 10/31/08 06:59PM

[Hey, Kreepie Kat fans! Today we have a special message from Barry Obama, on behalf of two very kreepie kandidates. We are the kats we've been waiting for!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats v. Kandie-dates in "In A World Without Republikans Will Starbucks Start $elling Blowjobs??"

Pareene · 10/24/08 03:30PM

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties ask Barry Obama how, exactly, he plans on blowing this thing. Then Khlamydia shares a warm and special moment moment with John McCain and Sarah Palin. Click through and enjoy.] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Pal Around in "For the 'Health' of the Mother—AWW YEAH!!"

Pareene · 10/17/08 06:42PM

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats can't wait until John McCain is the elected ruler of Alternate Reality Earth! In the Maverick World, no plumber will ever be taxed, regardless of whether he is a plumber, and we will all be plumbers, at heart. Klick thru for kartoon fun!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I Don't Kare If He Is a Treasonous Terrorist!! Throw His Huge Throbbing Economic Plan Inside Me!!"

Pareene · 10/10/08 04:10PM

[Yay! It's an olde-timey Kreepie Kats Komic Strip! Today, Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats konsole Senator McCain on his being a mean old prick]

Kreepie Kats Kould Kare less in "Someone please totally assassinate fred armisen's impression of barack obama with an mx missile filled with ebola monkeys!!"

behrle · 10/03/08 04:03PM

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats support Sarah Palin drilling through polar bears for angel oil! Klick thru and watch now!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats in 3D In: "If Amerika Wasn't Still Ridiculously Racist, Obama Would be Up By 80 Points!!"

Pareene · 09/26/08 06:49PM

[Put on your 3D goggles, kids—Jim Behrle's lovable kartoon kats are here to usher in the new American Apokalypse. Klick thru for the only bailout plan we can all get behind.] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Kill Themselves in "I Hope Bill O'Reilly Dies Alone in the Dark Trunk of a Hybrid Choking on a Kolossal Wad of Sarah Palin's Unruly Pubes!!"

Pareene · 09/19/08 05:15PM

[This week, Jim Behrle's lovable Kreepie Kats put the "cesspool" in "cesspool blog"! Basically if you value taste and decency you should not click through. Which leaves NONE OF YOU.] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Throw Up Their Hands and Surrender in "You Kan Put Lipstick On a Pig, But You Kan't Kover Up the Fact that 99% of Amerikans are Stupid Assholes Who Deserve the Dopey Misguided Short-Sighted Dipshit Leaders They 'Elekt'"

Pareene · 09/12/08 05:55PM

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kats are totally sexist elitist coastal media types. Also, Islamic extremists? ADORABLE. Click through and see.] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Kommunity Organize in: "Vice Prezident Moosekiller Doubts Your Kommitment to Sparklemotion!!"

Pareene · 09/05/08 04:15PM

[This week's edition of Jim Behrle's long-running kartoon serial is action-packed. The kats meet Sarah Barracuda! And they make a difference. Klick thru for family fun.] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Mail it In IN: "We Want to Taze Everyone from Fox News in Their Shriveled Republican Twats"

Pareene · 08/29/08 12:30PM

[This week on Kreepie Kats: Jim Behrle's kruel kittens make fun of everything you hold dear, and also the Yankees. Klick to see.] Click to view

Kreepie Kats go negative in: "John McCain's V.P.? A Smelly Prune Wrapped in a Paper Towel"

Pareene · 08/22/08 05:15PM

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have Olympic Fever! Actually, no, they don't. At all. They are antisocial and bitter. Like John McCain! Klick thru for hilarity!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Get the Bronze in

Pareene · 08/15/08 04:32PM

"Wanting to be a microcelebrity is like wanting to be the shriveled genitalia that emerges from the chilly, chilly poolwater. "[This week, Jim Behrle's kitties dance for our amusement. Also they teach you how to be microfamous in ten easy stepz!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Frolik in: "We All Want Turns Munching on Lydia Hurst's Hairless Heiress!!"

Pareene · 08/08/08 04:10PM

[This week, Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties examine our terrible age of sukk, with help from Opus! And, uh, beloved gunslinger Brett Favre. Click thru for action and entertainment!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Rawk Your Krotch in: "Please God, Someone Have Sex With the Kreepie Kats Kartoonist THIS WEEKEND!! For the Love of God!! (347) 254 7639!!"

behrle · 08/01/08 03:44PM

[Jim Behrle's Kracktastic kartoon kitties explore sexuality! Philosophy! And nipple poo! Klick thru to watch and laff!] Click to view

Kreepie Kats Kreep It Real in: "The Only Way Bill Keller is Gonna Get Another Twenty-Five Cents from Me Everyday is If He Shows Up at My Bedside Every 7 AM and Rims One Straight From My Chowderhole!!"

Pareene · 07/26/08 02:12PM

[Your day editor forgot to put up Jim Behrle's weekly kartoon kitten kavalade of fun yesterday. So here it is! Klick thru for laffs!]

Kreepie Kats in" Here's a Hilarious NEW YORKER Cover Idea: My Sweaty Kat Boner Krammed Up David Remnick's Fucking Nose!!"

Pareene · 07/18/08 03:58PM

[Jim Behrle's kitties explain today that everyone reads the New Yorker for the cartoons. Just like Gawker! Also more explication of how to mock Barack Obama. AND THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN. Click thru and watch!]

Kreepie Kats Kut Off Your Nuts In: "Reading Gawker is the moral Equivalent of Stuffing Your mom's Snatch With Nacho Cheese and Pouring Red Fucking Ants on Top!!"

Pareene · 07/11/08 04:00PM

[Today, everyone's favorite kartoon kats attack and assail YOU, the reader, from deep in Jim Behrle's comfortable bunker, which is located, we're told, in the UNDERGROUND. Klick thru and watch!]