Jim Berhle's adorable kittens have the dreaded PINK DEATH. Also a cogent review of Lie to Me: "Everyone's always totally lying!"

This week, Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats review "The Awl," and a pirate expresses his desire to have sexual relations with Derek Jeter.

Hey, it's an old-timey "still" Kreepy Kats for your Spring Friday enjoyment. Don't forget to pay your internet bill, kids. Or don't, whatever.

This week, Jim Berhle's Kats focus group Parks and Recreation and mourn the tragic death of Dr. Kumar. (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

This week, kartoonist Jim Berhle's beloved kows joke about G20 and miss George Bush. Plus: kats!

This week Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats tackle the tough issues: life, Lost, and clown rape.

Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are NSFW, today! So NSFW that, uh, Photobucket did not approve, of some of it.

[The Kreepie Kats and their Kreepie Friends watched the Jon Stewart Where-is-the-Money special! And they loved it!]

In which Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats review Watchmen and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats present a message from the 37-year-old robotic overlord of Louisiana! Enjoy!

[Jim Behrle and his kartoon kats peer into the distant future of late 2009. Frightening!]

[Happy Valentine's Day from Jim Berhle's kartoon kittens. And Joaquin Phoenix!]

Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties discuss the merits of change and the stimulus package. It's pretty much like The Wall Street Journal Editoral Report, but with fewer rape jokes.

This week, Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats say some positively rude things about New York's new Senator, Mrs. Gillybrand or whatever.

With the Kreepie Kats on their way to DC for the Big Obama Circle Jerk, we turn our eyes to Horatio the Unicorn and his trusty buddy Meatball the Bunny in their first poorly-animated featurette.

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats are enjoying all the wonderful promise of this glorious hopeful new year. Also: Gawker sucks and "snark" is dead!]

[The Kats are cranky this week as they watch a college riot involving the word "provost." Also, Jim Behrle's season's greetings.]

"If I Kan't Get a *BOUND* Galley of Emily Gould's Ahem MANUSCRIPT Under My Tree Then There IS NO Santa Klaus, Virginia!!"

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kats will save publishing from itself, or from you, or something. It is kind of a final solution, to the problem of books. Also: hot author photos! Klick thru!]

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats try to save the holidays from ugly consumption now that no one can afford to buy anything.]