Kreepie Kats Kut Off Your Nuts In: "Reading Gawker is the moral Equivalent of Stuffing Your mom's Snatch With Nacho Cheese and Pouring Red Fucking Ants on Top!!"

[Today, everyone's favorite kartoon kats attack and assail YOU, the reader, from deep in Jim Behrle's comfortable bunker, which is located, we're told, in the UNDERGROUND. Klick thru and watch!]