And, for your Friday amusement, the debut of the hit single "Aloof?" by Stewart featuring the guy from Kreepie Kats

If "Keep Fucking that Chicken" is the new "Don't Taze Me Bro" then this song is the new Bedroom Theme to Top Gun. Please enjoy stickers on popsicle sticks dancing in their own semen.

The Kreepie Kats are celebrating 9/11! Barack Obama is celebrating by shoving his health care plan down your throat.

[The Kreepie Kats are unlike other Kats. But they are excited for Labor Day Weekend. They have plans. Plans for your mom.]

Kreepie Kats raise an issue: is a video comic strip that speaks ill of the recently deceased any less offensive if it's also really blurry? Plus: Ted Kennedy may be in hell, but not for the reason you might think.

The Kreepie Kats have an emotional and educational Town Hall experience, which prompts them to reflect on how they prefer to die (gay and high, or miserable and alone). Klick through for video.

[The Kreepie Kats are not happy about Victoria Beckham or the new Melrose Place. But being gay is cool!]

The Kreepie Kats miss Ben Silverman, Twitter, and John Hughes. And Frasier. After the jump: the Kreepie Kats Summer Blockbuster Red Band Teaser Trailer #1! Forward it to all your friends!

In this Kreep Kats Klassik the Kats discuss the nature of weather, Brian Williams, and Barack Obama's suspicious birth.

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats investigate Sonia Sotomayor's judicial temperament. Klick to enlarge!]

[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats as they inquire as to how much less diabolikal America is now compared to last year, why Moneyball matters (or doesn't), and why Nick Denton isn't working on July 4th. Questions! Answers! Kreepie Cats!]

[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats—hey, Stickie's here!—as they say goodbye to Michael Jackson, who died tragically this week when his heart exploded from all that Pepsi.]

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats did not kare for Away We Go.]

Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have Iranian Election Fever! Also: a cunning plan to save the Boston Globe.

Jim Behrle's kartoon kats review the new Tonight Show. They don't care for it!

Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats have Book Expo Fever! Now more than ever, we seek the "cheap thrills" of the printed word.

[Jim Behrle presents Kreepie Kats Klassic! Happy Armistice Day!]

The kreepie kitties of Jim Behrle's imagination went to see Star Trek this week, and the version they saw was dirty.

Manny is whacked out on tit juice and Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are there. But they cannot gay marry St. Francis in New York, yet.