Kreepie Kats in: "The Only Thing I Do Phaster Than Usain Bolt Is Kum In My Pants" 2.23K Ryan Tate 08/21/09 04:13PM Filed to: kreepie kats kreepie kats The Kreepie Kats have an emotional and educational Town Hall experience, which prompts them to reflect on how they prefer to die (gay and high, or miserable and alone). Klick through for video.If you're still at work, you'll want headphones.