Hey, American children, stop embarrassing American adults! Jamie Oliver, a man who comes from a country that calls bland, gray blobs of food "dinner," is showing the world that not only do American children eat horribly, they like it.

Beyonce's hit video gets this baby moving and some of those moves are pretty accurate.

This kid is told by his mother that little atheist children don't get Christmas, so he better believe in God. Kind of refreshing to have that ultimatum out there on the table, isn't it?

Just when you think dressing little girls up in glitter and hairspray was getting blasé and overdone, some redneck mom goes and ups the ante. Here's five-year-old Kyndal popping out of a box like a stripper in a birthday cake.

Sungha Jung is known the internet over for his incredible guitar skill. In this video, the little musician tackles The Beatles' 'Come Together.'

Adorable little Tan Hong Ming is in it really deep. He is so in love he doesn't know what to do about it, and it's adorable.

Some people are just born with good taste. When this dad puts on Miley Cyrus, his little girl begins shrieking. But when he puts on Bon Jovi—the shrieking stops. But what are her feelings on Hootie?

Star Wars can be confusing for most people which is why this 3 year old girl made this handy dandy guide to understanding the Star Wars universe.

Cursing is always funny, but making your kid curse is even funnier. Except that for the rest of his life he is going to mispronounce "truck".

This little girl spots a huge carp just hanging around, and decides that the best thing to do is grab it with her bare hands.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's a small child sneezing in a painfully drawn out manner!

Riding bikes on rickety ramps, jumping off ridiculously high platforms or simply smashing into stuff. Kids just don't have common sense. In this original compilation, we've spliced together the stupidest, funniest and most painful kid mishaps into a single video.

They say that all modern music can be attributed to Bach, specifically his 4-part chorals. If Bach is indeed the Godfather of music, on what day did he create this piece, and couldn't he have rested?

There's a myth Americans are dumb while Europeans read Kierkegaard from childhood. Except a survey in England found one in 20 kids think Luke Skywalker or Richard Branson were first on the moon and the Queen invented the telephone. [BBC]

Everyone has an active imagination as a kid, but no one ever understands them. Wouldn't it have been great to have someone illustrate our ridiculous ideas?

A little boy confronted with the idea of Husband and Wife, Husband and Husband, and when to play ping pong does a lot of decision making very quickly.

The "cool dads" at Nickelodeon have a show called Yo Gabba Gabba. Here is a performance by Weezer dressed up as, and singing about, bugs.

The PS 22 chorus has to be the best feel-good internet sensation ever. The group of fifth graders from Staten Island has amassed over 13 million YouTube views and acclaim from celebrities, and for good reason: they're truly talented.

Eight-year-old Austin knows his presidents. He's wearing a shirt that proclaims the Martin Van Buren is his homeboy, because, as he says, "I'm eight and he's the eighth president, so he's my homeboy."

Listen, if you're thinking about fighting this kid by the flag pole or challenging him to an interpretive dance-off - DON'T DO IT. Things will not turn out well for you.