Some kids like pop music, some like folk, some even like rap, but this kid prefers to belt out his kid tunes to his favorite genre, metal.

Whenever this little boy lifts his arms above his head, a parade crowd goes wild. It'll be a sad day for him when he realizes the world doesn't actually cater to his whims.

A little boy tries to present flowers to the young performers at a piano recital in Japan. When his flowers are ignored, he throws himself to the ground.

When dangling a child out a window is good: Baby-tossing fire victim explains herself.

This cute little guy can't quite form the chords, but what he lacks in ability he makes up for in adorableness.

This child on this classic Wife Swap clip really wanted his bacon, and did not want his new "mother" interfering with his culinary preferences.

Kids don't just say the darnedest things, they say them with hilarious enunciation! This little boy makes his father laugh by saying the word "blood."

This little girl's heart can't handle the blinding beauty of Justin Bieber. She cries when she listens to his songs, but she also cries when she's not listening to his songs—because she wants to listen to his songs.

While most kids are busy playing with G.I. Joes and Barbies, these future Sarah Palin enthusiasts have gladly sacrificed their hopes for a normal childhood for the sake of our amusement. The good folks at Current put together this compilation.

Most people wouldn't give their kid a party drug, but this is one reason why you should.


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This hilarious, Hawaiian shirt wearing boy has just seen a lobster for the first time. Naturally, his first reaction is "I would lik-a tooch it!" followed almost instantly by "WHOA. WOW. WHAT? OH..." Translation: Nevermind, that thing's got claws.

This kid definitely thought he was alone when he started belting out a Britney Spears song. He wasn't, and his mother decided to make a statement about his questionable music tastes.

From heroin addicted chef, to globetrotting professional eater, to...this? Anthony Bourdain will make an appearance as a doctor on the Nickelodeon kid's show set to debut March 10th. Bourdain fans should not be pleased. Yo Gabba Gabba fans, either.

These kids are having so much fun going down this rubber slide. Little do they know they have played this game once before.


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This talented little guy might be the next Beethoven but for now he should probably work on standing on the podium. His sister gets in on the act to, though, the podium doesn't take kindly to her either.

A girl tells her family's story of adventure, joy, and sorrow: her little brother's potty training. The little lady, a self-proclaimed "potty expert", details bodily functions step-by-step, dancing in the spirit of peristalsis and demonstrating wipe-technique on a teddy bear.

This baby can't stop laughing at his dad playing Nintendo Wii. He'll stop though when he realizes his dad probably loves that Wii more than him.

We know some kids are very dedicated to punctuality, but this mad race to class is taking a little too far. No matter how strict the teacher is.

It's pretty clear that this baby has been observing his parents more carefully then they realized.

Whatever scientific basis this experiment had, we can't help but want to jump out of our seats for the boy who makes it til the end. Deep down I think most of us know we'd have been that ginger girl.