Five year old Ariel Antigua is so awesome that it's hard to pick the best thing about him. Is it his incredible talent for baseball? That he's sure he's going to make a ton of money, but not what for?

Classic Video! Teething baby, Charlie, bites his adorably accented brother.

If the internet has been trying to teach us anything in the last week, it's that kids sing real good. Here, a young Jazmine Sullivan belts out 'Home' like a total pro. It must suck to be the Cowardly Lion.

This boy is so cute singing the theme song to his favorite show. He dances, he gestures, and wears cute retro clothes.

Watch as this dad teaches his children how to properly swing on a swing-set. As you can probably guess, things don't go as planned.

ZOMG SO CUTE.

Hey, girl, hey! Timmy is in da house, dressed from head to thigh in Mickey Mouse pajamas and armed with a makeshift banana microphone, ready to entertain you with his ~stunning~ rendition of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." Video inside. *Snaps*

He succeeds where so many fail.

Tina Fey's daughter Alice has got to be the funniest 4 year old ever. This morning on Regis & Kelly Fey talks about her daughter's aspirations to be a special kind of dancer. Don't kids say the darndest things?

The set of The Today Show is no match for Troy and his sister Lexie, who survived a serious car accident. The dynamic duo trash the place like they are Guns N' Roses on last leg of their European Tour.

Kids these days. They can pick up new pieces of tech and browse through them like a pro. This iPad wunderkind's first experience with the machine shows how intuitive it can be. Another Apple Fangirl is born.

In this classic video, Jonathan looks into the camera with a 1,000 yard stare before uttering the line that would bring him so much YouTube fame.

These kids are amazing dancers. Seriously. The blond one is nailing it at the end.

A father makes his little boy cry when he tells him that he can't be a "single lady" like those sung about by Beyoncé. His sister's reactions are priceless - they obviously don't subscribe to heteronormative gender ideals like daddy.

Luckily for him, this baby has a big sister who simply will not stand for him being given away.

This little girl recites the heck out of the pledge of allegiance. Go America!

Check out this hilarious remake of a classic Glengarry Glen Ross scene, feature Li'l Alec Baldwin. What's third prize? "Third prize is you're fired."

I never know if those kids that are on television shows are trained because their answers are so awesome. This kid is a natural. Not only does he have 3 girlfriends, they're all older than him and one's 30!

If you just replace "fuck" with "fudge" and the coke with popcorn, Scarface would make an appropriate Kindergarten play, right? How you respond to this question says much about the type of parent you are/will be. Regardless, this video of kindergartners putting on Scarface is incredible.

On Saturday, Katy Perry was drenched in green slime at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. It happened while she presented the "favorite movie actress" award to Miley Cyrus. After the sliming, Jonah Hill made a somewhat inappropriate joke.