Hated Iron Man 2 but love babies? Watch this awesome clip and be amazed at what time, talent, babies, and boredom can achieve.

The Internet is full of parody videos of Lady Gaga's "Telephone," but there wasn't one starring a baby. Until now! Watch as this diva-in-training galavants around with a gaggle of dancers—and even her own similarly aged love interest.

A kid grossed out by boogers? No way! Yes way...watch as this girl's face silently begs for someone to get booger boy a tissue.

This kid just wanted to watch the cool water ride. He never saw it coming! Hope that diaper provided him with enough padding for his crash landing.

I'm actually not even sure how this baby manages to move the ways it does, and it almost looks half manatee or sea creature. Regardless... this is the weirdest set of movements (paired with odd noises) I have ever seen.

Apparently, this is how all the cool kids are eating Jello these days. At least his parents won't have to worry about him not finishing the food on his plate anymore.

Baby ninjas always hug it out after they kick their challenger's ass.

If you're having a bad day, this video should cheer you up—or at least put things into perspective. Here's Jonathan, an eight-month-old deaf baby who received a cochlear implant. Watch as Jonathan reacts to hearing his first sound.

Is it a terrible thing to find this funny? I mean, it could be something worse right?

This is one of those times when I really don't know what to say besides this: here is a video, currently circulating around the Internet, depicting several elementary school-aged children simulating sex during some sort of holy-sh*t-this-is-just-plain-wrong dance party. *Shudder*

I'm pretty sure this kid didn't get his wish granted after they sung "Happy Birthday" and blew out the candles.

Police in New Zealand are investigating claims that parents in one town are setting up backyard brawls between their kids instead of letting them fight in the streets. Not a bad idea! New Park Slope parenting trend coming?

Four teenagers were trying to hold their breath through the length of an upstate NY town when the driver passed out and ran into a boulder. The driver is a paraplegic, after falling out of a window during college. [NYP]

This kid is so precocious, he acts the exact same way most of us do on a Saturday night. They grow up so fast, don't they?

This kid is way ahead of the curve. In about 20 years, he'll be partying harder than anything you've ever seen at one of those douchey clubs in midtown.

This adorable tiny snowbunny makes hitting the slopes look like child's play.

This little girl's affirmation is cute until it becomes a little disturbing. She's either set for a career as a life coach or on the road to complete psychosis.

These parents thought giving their baby Pop Rocks to try would be hilarious and they were right. Also hilarious, when social services takes him from their care.

This rule-breaking kid isn't content to use a slide the way it was intended, he has to climb up it. But, as all heroes learn, sometimes we pay for our hubris with a faceplant or two.

These girls may be too young to put a ring on it, but they clearly know how to dance, and with insanely intense energy.