Watch as a little girl named Molly sings "Steeler Defense" in preparation for Sunday's Superbowl. Touchdown for Team ADORABLE.

Haven't gotten around to watching the Oscar nominated films yet? No problem. Simply watch these little tykes reenact five of the nominees and you won't miss a thing.

"I was at a basketball game tossing in the ball (#34) and #3 hit my eye and I punched him." So says Evan, who recently uploaded this video of him punching an opponent during a youth basketball game gone awry.

Watch this group of 39 Japanese school children successfully complete a 39-legged race with no mishaps. This is quite a feat.

Don't try this at home! Actually, don't try it anywhere—ever. Anyway, here's a four-minute video of a Nicaraguan school bus driver literally fording a raging river. Twice! (The bus is full, by the way.) Brave? Idiot? Brave idiot?

Around 30,000 phil&teds brand jogging strollers have been recalled in the US and Canada after reports of at least one finger amputation and other hinge-related finger injuries. Obviously the folks at phil&teds don't pay attention to the competition.

The music video for Taiwanese singer Lotus Wang's "Bobee", a cover of Korean-pop band Tiara's "Bo Peep Bo Peep", has become a viral breeding ground. With tributes rolling in from Asia to Idaho, here's the kyootest.

A couple of second graders were somehow able to perform oral sex on each other while a teacher was in the room at an Oakland school. What industrial chemicals in Oakland's water have mutated seven-year-olds into 15-year-olds?

Looking to have a nice little cry? Not a sad one, but a sort of sweet, hopeful, lump-in-the-throat kind of deal? Meet nine-year-old Isaac Saldana, who, behind his mother's back, sold his toys to donate $2.85 to Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.

Some teens in Florida (natch) recently robbed a woman's home, taking, among other things, the ashes of her father and two Great Danes. Hungry for drugs, they snorted them. Upon realizing their mistake, they threw the ashes in a lake.

Aziz' parenting advice is along the lines of watching seasons 1-5 of The Wire, exuding confidence, wearing a tux, not getting fat, and drinking Jameson on the rocks because "all the cool kids start drinking first."

Lots of people are afraid of snakes, including grandmothers. So it's strongly advised you don't attempt to casually hand one off to one, real or fake.

Last night was the premiere of MTV's American version of the British teen drama Skins, a frank and graphic depiction of semi-urban youngsters smoking drugs and hopping into bed with one another. Unfortunately, something got lost in translation.

[Singer Gwen Stefani taking her kids to the park. And apparently forcing them to wear matching caps. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

For those of you who don't know the classic tale, now you don't have to read the book! You can watch these children get right to the heart of A Wrinkle In Time in 90 seconds.

Everything seemed so much easier when you were a little kid. Sigh. Watch a short video of this kid slide himself under a set of bleachers.

This oft-overlooked demographic may just finally get the TV show they deserve. Also today: a new Charlie's Angels is bad for America, more news about Law & Order: Los Angeles shake-up, and superhero sneak peeks!

Watch as two no nonsense children get into an argument. It's eerily similar to an adult fight, but their little kid brains haven't quite got it down to a science, yet.

Amy Chua, author of the Wall Street Journal's much-maligned "Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior," did a Q&A about her heinous child-rearing techniques. She swears she isn't that monstrous. Watch the "tiger mother" do her best impression of a harmless kitten.

Eight year-old Elizabeth Hughes was doing an impressive rendition of the National Anthem at a Norfolk Admirals game, only to suffer a microphone malfunction just as she hits the high notes. The crowd's reaction will melt your heart.