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Why Are We Sending Elementary School Kids on College Tours?
Dayna Evans · 02/05/15 03:45PMDaycare Worker Caught On Camera Kicking Sleeping Toddler in Head
Aleksander Chan · 01/21/15 01:59PMBrazen Mom Bills a 5-Year-Old for Missing Her Son's Birthday Party
Jay Hathaway · 01/19/15 12:35AMNeil deGrasse Tyson Explains the Meaning of Life to a 6 ¾-Year-Old
Jay Hathaway · 01/16/15 04:45PMA precocious 6 (and three quarters!)-year-old named Jack got a chance to ask astronomical badass and Cosmos host Neil deGrasse Tyson a question at Boston's Wilbur Theatre last night, and he cut right to the chase. Yo, Neil, he asked, "What's the meaning of life?"
Five-Year-Old Girl Dead After Dad Threw Her Off a Bridge: Cops
Jay Hathaway · 01/08/15 12:22PMTiny MasterChef Adorably Cuts Tiny Fingers, Gets Cute Blood Everywhere
Jay Hathaway · 01/06/15 12:57PMWeddings Are Boring, But This Kid Knows a Good Dance Move
Jay Hathaway · 01/02/15 04:33PMWeddings: Good for you. Nobody cares. This kid, Harlan, and his sweet dance moves (actually, it's more like one really good move): A lone bright spot in several dark hours interacting with people's relatives.
Angry Little Kid Tears Apart a Dollar Store, No One Stops Him
Jay Hathaway · 12/30/14 09:50AMCute 7-Year-Old Kid Secretly Tapes Santa Delivering Presents
Jay Hathaway · 12/26/14 04:50PMEvan, age 7, didn't think his plan to catch Santa on video would work—the North Pole is quite magically and technologically advanced, after all—but he convinced his big brother to set up a GoPro and went for it anyway.
Teacher Fired For Stuffing Eleven Kids in Car On Search for Snacks
Dayna Evans · 12/22/14 03:53PMAn Oklahoma middle school teacher was fired last week for doing something you might do with your punkass cousins but probably shouldn't do if you're certified to teach minors: she put eleven kids in her Honda Accord and locked two of them in the trunk on a mission to find snacks. Snacks are important but they aren't that important, man.
Christmas Presents Are For Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 12/18/14 09:30AMNew York's Piss-Covered Children Just Want Better Bathrooms at School
Andy Cush · 12/10/14 03:45PMSensitive Toddler Gets Choked Up Over an Emotional Cartoon
Jay Hathaway · 11/13/14 09:56AMThis little girl, who's now destined for Ellen or something, was overcome with feelings watching the Chipettes (the '80s female version of Alvin and the Chipmunks) reunite a lost baby penguin with her family.
Bryan Cranston Reads to Kids: "You Have to Fucking Eat"
Jay Hathaway · 11/12/14 02:10PMBryan Cranston summons up everything he's learned playing both a genial dad and a meth-cooking, family-destroying megalomaniac for his latest challenging performance: Narrating the audiobook of You Have to Fucking Eat.
Six Children Knock Back Booze-Filled Drinks at Joe's Crab Shack
Aleksander Chan · 11/10/14 11:54AMAt Joe's Crab Shack, where your cousin brought you once and swears isn't always that gross, you can order a Shark Bite or a Shark Nibble. They sound similar—and in a busy restaurant, one could easily be confused for the other—but they are actually different! One (the Bite) contains alcohol; the other (the Nibble) does not. Someone got confused serving a table of children aged two to eight at a Joe's Crab Shack last Wednesday in Colorado Springs.
Toddler-on-Toddler Shooting Leaves Three-Year-Old Hospitalized
Andy Cush · 11/04/14 02:32PMJimmy Kimmel Brought Back His Cruelest Halloween Prank, Made Kids Cry
Jay Hathaway · 11/04/14 10:03AMLast night, Jimmy Kimmel continued his annual tradition of ripping families apart by asking parents, for the fourth year in a row, to tell their kids they ate all the Halloween candy. The results range from wounded tears to straight-up post-Halloween sugar tantrums to being surprisingly calm about the whole thing.
Kid Bursts Into Tears When Parents Tell Him He Has Ebola
Jay Hathaway · 10/31/14 11:50AMAdd "making your son think he's dying" to the list of things people will do for the Vine. These parents put on protective masks, took their kid's temperature, and told him he had Ebola. Then they put his tears of fear and shock as he confronted his own mortality on the internet. He wasn't viral, obviously, but now the video is.
Sobbing Kids Reunite With Their Lost Cat After Two Months
Jay Hathaway · 10/23/14 03:07PMMaddy the cat went missing two months ago, but her family never entirely gave up hope that she might come home. And then, this: Mom spotted the beloved 13-year-old pet wandering around near a gas station and brought her home for a surprise reunion with the kids.