kids-these-days
Baby DJ School Stretches Hipster Parenting Tropes to Breaking Point
Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/13 09:21AMTeen Asks Friend to Attack His Mom with a Sword So They Can Eat Her
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/19/13 04:48PMLibrarian Fired After Defending Child Who Loves to Read
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/19/13 02:15PMAttention, Young Criminals: Please Stop Bragging on Facebook
Hamilton Nolan · 09/19/13 10:32AMStudy: White Country Boys are the Drunkest
Hamilton Nolan · 09/16/13 04:06PMMcDonald's Threatens to Kick Teens Out for Classing Up the Joint
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/16/13 01:26PMThree-Year-Old Girl Adorably Extorts My Little Pony Doll from Her Dad
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/16/13 10:06AMAdela's father recently took her to the toy store to buy a gift for her friend's birthday, and then, once there, informed her that she would not be getting a toy herself.
Dad Wears Short Shorts to Shame Daughter Into Wearing Modest Clothes
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/12/13 10:28AMTeen Girls Charged with Cruelty for Vine of Cat Being Microwaved
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/11/13 04:22PMMillennials Are Taking Their Parents to Work With Them
Hamilton Nolan · 09/11/13 08:51AMMom Makes Daughter Publicly Apologize for Twerking at a School Dance
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/10/13 03:38PMOne California mother is taking a stand against the scourge of twerking by making her daughter hold up a sign publicly apologizing for engaging in the dance-du-jour at a recent school event.
Watch a Teenager's Relationship Fall Apart Before Your Very Eyes [NSFW]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/10/13 02:59PMKids these days with their whozits and their whatzits and their living their lives entirely online to the point where the overabundance of personal and private information made public becomes an impediment to communication and the forming of real, honest, and long-lasting relationships.
Kid Discovers His Mom's Monster Dildo, Goes Hog Wild
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/10/13 07:30AMNormal 22-Year-Old Buys $250,000 Apartment
Hamilton Nolan · 09/09/13 03:33PMHarvard Kids: Rich, Sexless Nerds
Hamilton Nolan · 09/06/13 11:53AMAwful Monster-Parents Cheapen Their Babies' Personal Brands on Twitter
Caity Weaver · 09/04/13 04:10PMOn Wednesday, NY Mag's Daily Intel ran a short post titled “Media Elites Are Creating Twitter Accounts for Their Babies,” profiling the Twitter accounts of somewhat famous people’s babies and the terrible monster-parents who created them (accounts and babies). As you expect might from a piece about parents branding their babies with the searing hot irons of social media, it was often blindingly infuriating.