On Live with Regis and Kelly's second day in Canada, we are introduced to Kelly Anne of Green Gables, a lovely little girl who lacks a "bosom" friend and likes to beat Mark Consuelos with a chalkboard.

On today's Live!, Kelly Ripa re-learned to ride a bike for the first time in 30 years. From the music, to Kelly's tears, it was all a bit too emotional for what it was worth.

Today Regis and Kelly shared a few letters and photos received from viewers. Kelly joked about drinking alcohol during breaks (all jokes have some truth, am I right?), then turned a man's pride for his huge asparagus into sexual references.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kelly Ripa gets ripped on live TV, Fox and Friends attack Obama's choice of clothing, Miley Cyrus works a faux-lesbian kiss into a performance, and Justin Bieber fever takes over The Today Show.

With the pact to drink whenever they called each other sweetie, Andy and Kelly were quite entertaining. Dancing, cheers, and awkward talk of belly buttons ensued.

Who knew we'd find out Kelly's thoughts on teabagging this very morning? Gelman is officially on notice.

We love a man in attractive eyewear, so we were very excited when Anderson Cooper announced on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning that he needs glasses. But the two choices he showed off were horrible.

Recently, Regis Philbin's expressed his deep worry about looming surgery for a blood clot in his leg. Mashed up with the song Shots by LMFAO and a few dance moves by Kelly Ripa that would put Rima Fakih to shame.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson won a Peabody Award for its "Evening with Archbishop Desmond Tutu" episode. In this clip, Regis and Kelly display genuine disbelief and dispense back-handed compliments about the comic.

Kelly Ripa tells Regis about her first time playing beer pong with Jimmy Fallon. It may have been boring as hell, but Kelly's lingo in her play-by-play are about as inappropriate as Kelly playing beer pong in the first place.

Steve Carell was on Live! and discussed his close-mouthed kissing scenes with Tina Fey. Co-host Bruno Tonioli suggests a new kind of french kiss that will certainly get people wet - then he and Carell try it out on camera.

Today on Regis and Kelly, Regis declared that he was now "part of the internet" and showed off his new iPad, which he is of course competely powerless to use.

Regis Philbin has a history with phones. Maybe he's too old for the technology, but to be fair it does get annoying when you are trying to leave a message all you get is an automated person on the line.

All Regis wants to do is leave a little hello y'all! Why is the tech world conspiring against him?!

After taking his boyfriend to a very public Hollywood Oscar party, is Anderson Cooper getting ready to finally come out? Who knows, but based on the very gay joke he made on Live with Regis and Kelly, he already is.

Usually focus groups are created to, ya know, harness a show's focus. So when Seinfeld announced on Regis and Kelly today that people don't understand that The Marriage Ref is supposed to be funny, he's basically admitting it isn't funny.

Kelly Ripa had Ludacris as her co-host today, and he performed his new single "How Low." After his performance Ripa decided that she was not intimated by the curvaceous dancers—she too can get low! Ludacris looked slightly impressed...

Andy Richter filled in for Regis to co-host Regis and Kelly today. In addition to interviewing the always charming James Spader, Richter had his first opportunity to speak his mind about the Late Night Debacle. He did not hold back.

Today on Regis and Kelly, Mark Consuelos figured out just how funny the word caulk is. Try calling up your Super and let him know you need him to "come over and caulk your tub." ...Exactly.

Anderson Cooper guest hosted this morning and brought his hard news edge with him exposing the audience to some of Danny Devito's insanity. Apparently, Devito enjoys taking pictures of his feet on other people's desks.

It's easy to be hyperbolic about how bad The Marriage Ref is. "Televised Abortion" immediately springs to mind. Inside, the mistakes NBC has made over the years with their programming, and how it's all echoed in The Marriage Ref.