Apple's just-announced iPhone 6L is 5.5 inches long: enormous by smartphone standards, but not even adequate in the eyes of morning show size queen Kelly Ripa. You expect her to use that tiny thing? Really? You have no idea how huge her purse is.

This morning, the already infamous interview with the Romneys aired on ABC's Live with Kelly and Michael. Mr. and Mrs. Romney took it upon themselves to share with us the more intimate details of their everyday lives: Ann leaves the cap off the toothpaste, Mitt wears "as little as possible" to bed, Ann once walked in on George W. Bush "having a massage..." You know, they're just like us and all that.

The next Regis will likely be former NY Giants defensive end Michael Strahan, who will co-host Live! with Kelly Ripa.

Live! with Kelly could soon be transforming into an extended Saturday Night Live skit in which the two flirtiest daytime talkshow hosts on the planet try to get through a single episode without stripping down and fucking one another right there on the soundstage in front of wildlife expert Peter Gros, if a pervasive Internet rumor is to be believed: Showbiz411 reports that SNL's Seth Meyers is the frontrunner to join the show this fall as Kelly Ripa's permanent cohost.

You'd think that after Regis Philbin left his daytime talker that ratings would go down, right? Wrong! It seems he was keeping them down all along. Now that he's gone, more people are watching Live with [TK] and Kelly than ever!

The collective gay hive mind has given all sorts of crap to people who use the f-word (as in "fag"), like Brett Ratner and Kobe Bryant, but even gay men walk around calling our closest female friends "fag hags." Well, it's time for an alternative.

In case you didn't think that gay jack-of-all-trade Neil Patrick Harris didn't want to fill the seat on Coffee Klatch: LIVE! vacated by Regis Philbin, he actually pretended to be Regis this morning while guest hosting with celebrity fag hag Kelly Ripa.

Today is the last day on the air for Regis Philbin, the man with the most hours on camera according to the Guinness Book of World Records. We've been watching the show all month and it's pretty clear that it's his time to go. Have a look at this video—compiled by Gawker intern Roger Cormier—to see just a few of the things Regis got wrong this month alone.

Jennifer and Heidi cry it out over a glass of wine. Amy Adams discusses her muffin top. Cameron Diaz is banging Diddy again. Timberlake busts Gosling's fauxhemian pose. Wednesday gossip is glad we had this talk.

Of all the awful things that Jersey Shore sea hag Snooki has ever done, this one has got to be the worst. This morning she was on Live with a Singing Wig and Andy Rooney and she decided she was going to "Snookerize" Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa. Somehow that ended up involving Regis stripping to the waist and scaring every grandma and kid home sick from school who was watching.

One of morningtime's most familiar faces will be gone in just a matter of weeks. Also today: a literary adaptation with some promise, Jay Mohr tries again, and the board game craze continues.

This morning on Live with Regis and Kell-Kell Kelly Ripa brought up a recent study that showed a correlation between the size of men's penises and the length of their fingers. She decided to test out the findings on America's busiest retiree, her co-host Regis Philbin. Guess what: he's hung!

Angelina adds a new coordinate to the tattooed list of her children's birthplaces. Charlie Sheen gets a standing ovation in Cleveland. Nick Cannon rather regrets taking "nasty" naked pictures with Mariah. Wednesday gossip is feeling broody.

Anderson Cooper was one of the grand masters of the Endymion parade yesterday, one of the largest in New Orleans annual Mardi Gras celebration. But he couldn't do it alone. No, he brought his "companion" along for the ride.

Live With Regis and Kelly kicked off their week-long Vegas vacation by inviting a comedian whose job is to make fun of Regis Philbin on a weekly basis. The Soup's Joel McHale was today's guest and he did not disappoint.

This morning, Elton John provided us with a quick analysis of Regis Philbin's psyche, based on Philbin's desire to call John by his Knighthood title of "Sir," despite John's protests. Watch the awkwardly funny clip inside.

Once a year the age difference and scripted chemistry between Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa is masked by something more than heavy TV makeup. That day is Halloween. And their costumes were actually pretty funny! Here are all of them.

We've been dreading it for a long time. And now she might get her own TV show. Repent! Also today: Some news about Conan's new show, some news about other TBS shows, some news about Kelly Ripa, and you're Dushku'd.

Celebrating the birth of his third son, Axel, funnyman Will Ferrell explained this morning to Regis and Kelly the origin of his children's uncommon names. Spoiler: it's not because he's a big Guns N' Roses fan. Video inside.

When Paul Rudd walked onto the set of Live today, all eyes—and hands—were on the actor's mega-beard. Although the beard is "not by choice," Rudd still had to endure questions of conditioning and Regis' old-man hands touching his face.