We've spent the better part of our day celebrating model Kate Moss, who has boldly come forward as part of a new drug-awareness campaign targeting circles of the chic and fabulous. The UK's Daily Mirror is dripping in grainy snapshots of the supermodel cutting and snorting lines of cocaine; after the jump, we're proud to present you with the entire photographic collection. It's the prettiest lesson in rail-blowing you'll see all day.

Click to enlarge. [Image via The Daily Mirror]

It's not today's story about supermodel Kate Moss, who the UK's Daily Mirror has photographed hoovering coke, that has us all worked up. She's a fucking model, for chrissakes, and joined at the butt to rocker Pete Doherty, who's addicted to substances we don't even know exist yet. OF COURSE SHE DOES COCAINE. Welcome to Fashion Week 1978!

From the Department of Shit We Wish We Didn't Care About But Can't Help Ourselves: Pete Doherty, formerly the lead singer for Brit-rocket outfit The Libertines, now of Babyshambles and a rehab facility near you, is claiming to have secretly wed supermodel Kate Moss. The two have had a very public on-again, off-again relationship, which was never short on drama thanks to Doherty's romantic heroin and crack problems. (Although we have to admire the perseverance of an addict who goes to fucking Thailand for rehab.) Exactly the sort of father Moss has been looking for her daughter Lila, no doubt.

• Under the stress of stalkerazzis trailing her fancy starletmobile, Scarlett Johansson gets into a car accident in a parking lot at Disneyland. Is Bonnie Fuller trying to get out of her job at Star by killing off all the celebs? [R&M]
• Kate Moss slaps down $3 million for a condo in LA, presumably to get away from her smack-loving, quasi-boyfriend Pete Doherty. Did we mention he's a crackhead? He shouldn't be so hard to evade, you know. If Moss really wanted to lose him, she could just hide in a clean house or something. [Page Six]
• For a mere $5000, you too can be locked on a cruise ship with losers from the Apprentice. Makes the Bill O'Reilly Loveboat sound like a dream in comparison. [Lowdown]
• Bruce Willis is spotted having dinner with Lindsay Lohan, but we're sure it was totally innocent. Surely they were just discussing Lindsay's college plans. [Page Six]
• Wouldn't it be great if Johnny Depp could swap his Girl Hands with the Seinfeldian Man Hands? [Scoop (2nd item)]

· Martin Scorsese wants to cast Nicole Kidman alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in his next film, "The Aviator"a biopic about Howard Hughes. [Page Six]
· "I'm prettier than Claudia [Schiffer]!" whines Kate Moss. [Page Six]
· Another book about the magazine world: Strawberry Saroyan's Girl Walks into a Bar: A Memoir discusses her encounters with David Lauren, Anna Wintour, James Truman and Tina Brown. [Page Six]
· Kevin Spacey on his year-long hiatus from film: "decided after I finished 'The Life of David Gale' I'd stop. I really feelI make a joke out of thisthat if I was sick of me, I could imagine how the rest of the country felt." [Cindy Adam]
· Quote from a letter to NY Mag: "Internet personals are just another dab of lipstick applied to the blind-date pig." [Liz Smith]
· Betsey Johnson's daughter Lulu has quit her mom's business after waiting to take over the reins, and not being handed them. [NY Daily News]

· Page Six's list of NY's "Most Eligible Bachelorettes" includes Chloe Sevigny, Monica Lewinsky, and Martha Stewart. [Page Six]
· Gov. Pataki was out dancing and bar-hopping 'til 3AM the night before his inauguration. [Cindy Adams]
· President Bush's nickname for Karl Rove is "Turd Blossom;" Ivana Trump spotted in Aspen with new boyfriend Rossano Rubicondi, who she says she's either going to "kill on the slopes" or "kill in bed;" Kate Moss is in Thailand trying to lose weight; and Madonna's Kabbala instructor says the thousands of game birds husband Guy Ritchie has killed while hunting will come back to haunt her. [NY Daily News]